Dead Boy

His death will be the second (first by pure numbers) most celebrated death in human history. That’s wild.

Music Twitter is hilariously dumb

@GlobalErgoGuy @SVG__Collection To be clear, I’m only referring to the mechanics here. He was an outstanding player, but picking this with one finger isn’t particularly crazy… not trying to be a dick here at all… it was a correction because I sincerely care about music

@Crispybroccoli @SVG__Collection You'll be okay.

Visualizing James Jamerson’s legendary bassline on “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” (credit to Vulfpeck)

@GlobalErgoGuy @SVG__Collection Genuinely, that is not particularly impressive, certainly not virtuosic, CERTAINLY nothing like Django’s inhuman skills

@SVG__Collection Even more impressive when you realize it was almost exclusively played with the index finger of his right hand - earning him the nickname 'The Hook.' That's some Django Reinhardt virtuosity right there (considering Django's own two-finger technique due to scarring from a burn).

@SVG__Collection Really don’t like this method of visualization… the long notes immediately slanting into the next note is pretty misrepresentative of the intended feel

Wombo Combo @ SCSA West Coast Circuit (2008)

@elonmusk It is statistically the least safe car in America but ok

Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world

People who don’t speak English must assume that the translations are horribly exaggerated

It’s crazy how nobody does a single fucking thing about it though

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

So you're like really good then? 🤔

BB King had as much swagger as a man can possibly have

Enjoying some spy fox

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps

@BanUnsweetTea Also he’s a pedophile

Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

pulling my car over and walking into the first building I see when it happens

Feels like just last night that they blew up the chicken man in Philly

cats holding the nastiest angle on me