⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳

@CroissantAlt

don't mind the username! this is my account and always has been!

watching Beigetreten Nisan 2025

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·28 Nis

cruising through time all alone is less fun than it used to be. I'm here to make friends! I LOVE interacting with other parodies, and non parodies as well! my strawpage has 2 sections: one work related and one for everything else! timekeeps.straw.page headcanons in image :3

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·7 May

GET A JOB!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!

• sourberry 🌿 || TIMEKEEPER #1 FAN@benloberry

Leave ???? Her ??? Alone ????????

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·8 May

// the official cookie run kingdom en account copied me with that font 😤 (joke)

⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt

𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓑𝓓! 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱, 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 2500000 𝓬𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓼!

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·7 Eki

// uhh just a little ship discourse here because it's made me uncomfortable recently... GET THAT BLUEBERRY BITCH AWAY FROM MY GLORIOUS CARMEL SAVIOR ISTG i HATE shadow milk cookie x tk SO MUCH i can't put it into WORDS. THINK I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM HATE SPEECH (1/4)

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·7 May

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·8 May

i take everything very seriously all the time

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SANTCO@Mnepizd_2·14 Mar

The only good thing about ovenbreak cookies getting added to kingdom is that we can finally hear their voices. That’s about it

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·14 Mar

he does his work dutifully he will be frozen in a block of ice later suggest more t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ behavior correction methods

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·14 Mar

Happy π day everyone!

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·13 Mar

if i hear "shadowkeeper" one more time im killing everyone it was bad enough when it was just a crackship i knew it would be a problem but this is unforgivable ruining her character for that stupid blue twink that she should be able to erase with literally a blink of her lashes+

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SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)@P1_SIDIsquish·13 Mar

A clear sign of the negative impact a Shadow Milk Cookie has on an ecosystem 💔

b@dibixn1

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·13 Mar

I see my fellow Timekeeper Cookies beginning their accounts or returning to their accounts, so I feel I must make an announcement on the matter! I will not be returning to posting regularly until Devsisters' Mary Sue Deviantart OC is dealt with!

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Time Balance Department Official@TimeBalanceDept·19 Oca

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt

Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·19 Oca

Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·19 Oca

Millennial Tree Cookie, of all cookies, should know that a blacklist cannot stop me! There are over seven billion ways this theoretical party could end, and all of the best ones are the ones in which I attend!

Pop Crumbs@popcrumbscrk

🚨 Milennial Tree Cookie's reportedly planning a party to await Dark Enchantress Cookie downfall in 3 months. "okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers, but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are."

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·29 Ara

Cute! It can go on the metaphorical fridge!

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·29 Ara

How intriguing! Might I have the honor of knowing who I'm speaking to?

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⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳@CroissantAlt·29 Ara

Doesn't matter what you mean! This relationship still maintains an imbalance of power, and I will not acknowledge it as a friendship until that imbalance is in my favor! (I must say I've considered it though...)