Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)

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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)

@CrookeJenkins

"Criminal" Prosecutor, e/acc, Fentrepreneur, A Homeless Person's Worst Nightmare & America's Next Top Model. Funded by MAGA Money Man Bill Oberndorf. (parody)

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Ian Miles Cheong@ianmiles·
It isn’t worth it to invest any of your time and effort into building a presence on X if they can just pull the rug under you.
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AZEALIA BANKS
AZEALIA BANKS@iiwasinthee212·
Netanyahu openly talking about his prostate is kinda kinky
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andy@1a1n1d1y·
@CrookeJenkins @hasanthehun brooke i want to put my life on the line in defense of this city against such a crazed, drugged up lunatic not only will i pre-empt your arrest with my own arrest, i will fasten a shock collar around his very short length neck and handoff the controller to you do your best
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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)
As District Attorney of San Francisco, it is my solemn duty to safeguard this city for its people and posterity. If Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) enters San Francisco city limits, he will be immediately arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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Ian Miles Cheong
Ian Miles Cheong@ianmiles·
Your payouts and your engagements are a mess. Who would you blame for it?
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John Dennis
John Dennis@RealJohnDennis·
I’ve lost over 200 followers. Might be my support for @RepThomasMassie . Don’t care. Massie winning is all that matters.
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vo@vanillaopinions·
i have information that will lead to the arrest of hasan piker
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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)
After The Great Earthquake and Fire, this city installed as many fire alarms as possible. It is my responsibility to ensure they are not misused. We are banning Jamaal Bowman (@RepBowman) from San Francisco due to the high risk of him pulling one of them for some liberal cause.
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KTVU@KTVU·
The Alameda County District Attorney’s office announced that no one in the Bay Area has so far come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against former US Rep. Eric Swalwell, despite ongoing investigations in other major cities. ktvu.com/news/no-swalwe…
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Daniel Owens
Daniel Owens@daniel_w_owens·
Saikat Chakrabarti is about to burn a few million dollars of his own money on a race he’s clearly going to lose lol Must be nice to walk away from $100 million+ at Stripe and then cosplay as Leftist Revolutionary in SF. This city is so insanely odd.
Saikat Chakrabarti for Congress@saikatc

Join me, @hasanthehun, and @RepBowman on May 7th as we rally before the primary. This is our chance, San Francisco! 📆 Thursday, May 7th ⏰ 7pm 📍 715 Harrison St.

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