Culper

The US needs to act quickly in the wake of the Rape Gang Inquiry. Red states need to start the precedent of anti-Islam laws; banning hijabs and keffiyehs, banning the Quran, banning mosques. The West must be hostile towards Islam.

Here's a novel idea: stop bullying our ally and cozying up to our enemy.

NEW: Professional baseball team 'York Revolution' turns on their players after they were forced to forfeit after the players refused to wear LGBT jerseys for 'Pride Night.' The Pennsylvania team threw their players under the bus for refusing to put on the gay uniforms. "To be clear, this action by the players is completely inconsistent with our vision as the Most Welcoming Place in York," the team said in a statement. The team's forfeit comes after the MLB issued a warning after San Francisco Giants players wrote Bible verses on their gay hats. Glad to see players are finally standing up to this radical cult.

Misogyny and misandry are evil and jewish, by the way. Women need men, men need women

There is something particularly sinister about the casual 30 extra pounds that every young woman seems to be wearing. The classic fat girl has committed to her lifestyle. Sometimes she’s jolly, sometimes she’s vicious, but the fat has been decided and accepted. These new fat girls don’t know they’re fat. They think they’re getting away with something. They think you’ll just accept it. Where the classic fat girl rolls out of bed each day to stare 10,000 calories in the face and say “game on,” the neo-fat girl is just lazy. She’s not fat because she loves eating, she’s just given up and doesn’t give a shit about her appearance. In the 2010’s, women complained all the time about “unrealistic standards of female beauty” (being skinny), but they also stayed skinnier! We must return. Every commercial, every magazine endcap — an emaciated woman. It kept everybody honest.

The worst candy in the history of mankind is the Runts banana. There is nothing that comes close.

My dream is to bring sunken living rooms and the architecture of intimacy back. Conversation pits 1950s-1970s.

I mean, it's 10 pounds of black powder down a cannon with 4 propane tanks as projectiles. Seems safe to me. "Hold my beer & watch this."

JUST IN: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is now under heightened security amid fears of action by “pro-algae” protesters.

710 illegal migrants arrived on Monday, the highest daily figure of the year. Reform will stop this invasion once and for all.

There are serious bioethical concerns with IVF, but it’s colossally retarded to be anti-IVF as a right-winger running for office. It’s very popular, best to just not talk about it. Any pundit who can’t recognize these facts is an active saboteur or has the IQ of a retarded sloth.