Cumberdick BenderBatch

This (open to all)

@EkaBakie Genuine laugh out loud there, well done

When I see his ex

Tuesday

Legendary

You have to hand it to Piers Morgan for finding someone who is even more of a cunt than he is

@BoveFromAbove Channel number 0 Uncle Tom Ford Tommy Heilfiger

What would be a good name for an aftershave by 30p Lee?

Me and who?

@MolecularLab_ I always preferred Bangles..

Which luxury ring band catches your eye? 👀

@Lucie_Fur99 thats what happens when all the chips are down...

Monster Mash?

@DDthirteen13 Get some penicillin, sort you right out

Clematis has bloomed

@clumsyoaf33 yep

If someone cancels arrangements they have with you (Friend or date) for whatever reason big or small do you think it’s up to them to get in touch to rearrange? Recent discussion so interested in views. I think yes. If I cancelled I’d make the effort to rearrange

@tanyaweiman all the ones in Austria are like this

Back in the 90s, I lived down the block from a bookstore called Shakespeare & Company. 📚 A Banksy-type character changed the WALK/DON'T WALK sign in front of the store to TO BE/NOT TO BE. Brilliant!

@clumsyoaf33 Outside of you? There are so many but a few: @ChelseaStirlin7 @roxyfox140978 @ElizaH64344 @DDthirteen13 @Henwad @limetangerine_ @kimeeleolouie3

Let’s do a positive thread Tag someone on twitter and explain why someone has… - Inspired you - Made you think differently about things - Feel better about yourself - Helped you in some way - Become a part of your life ….

@gemugirl theres a shark?

That’s great white shark dangerous 😲

@idlewildgirl Has the blonde got sticky feet?

Bucket list live band I really hope they tour again one day

Good morning you 🥰💕❤️

@beffybadbelly You too x

Happy Monday pocket pals, I hope you all have a good start to the week you sexy motherfuckers.

Spring morning (Sound up)