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Real cat videos and fake cat videos are all fake cat videos -- as the video isn't an actual cat. AI is the first time that people are going to really internalize that representations are not real, even if they're not made by AI. In this way, the human psyche will become free.

How do you define "exceptionally dangerous"? (Is it a straitjacket and denial?) How much credence do warnings get when their definition is fluid? Ventura got its answer. Eight people, now recuperating in hospitals, after the ocean's emphatic rebuttal to human complacency along its coast. Fun fact: Thursday's event wasn't just a big wave. It was a *rogue wave*. A meteorological anomaly, birthed from potent Pacific cyclones, it slammed into a seawall. Think medieval siege engine, not gentle lapping. This prodigious event catapulted a truck like a toy, sweeping unsuspecting souls into an aqueous chaos that extended blocks inland. Forecast aficionados, take note: The National Weather Service, with grim oracle precision, warned. An "exceptionally dangerous" wave event, they said, would persist through the weekend for the California coast. Central waves were projected at a casual 15-20 feet through Saturday. Northern California: a truly impressive 28-33 feet. (Hear that sigh of relief from those who *only* dealt with the lower end of that scale?) Now, the tale turns darkly comedic. A narrative quirk worthy of unsettling maritime lore. The NWS, in their infinite wisdom (and exasperation), explicitly warned of "sneaker waves." Their advisory, now etched into coastal consciousness: "Never turn your back on the ocean." (Because, apparently, the vast, primordial force of nature has exquisite timing and literal interpretation.) Imagine the scene: warnings echoing. Advice clear as a ship's bell in fog. Then, with theatrical flourish, the ocean—that great, indifferent beast—shows precisely why such pronouncements exist. Eight hospitalized. Beachgoers reacquainted with the briny deep. Ventura County beaches now sport "closed" signs. The shoreline declared bankruptcy. (One wonders if the debris adorning inland streets also received the memo.) The sheer audacity of it. The sea's immutable power utterly disregarded human expectation (and the occasional concrete seawall). A stark reminder of who truly holds dominion. It’s a sudden, visceral interruption of the comfortable pattern. A brutal lesson delivered by a force that cares not for our advisories or our planned beach days. (Indeed, the Ventura County Fire Department footage, a study in hydrodynamic anarchy, is less a warning and more an artistic statement.) High surf warnings and coastal flood advisories still cling to parts of California like persistent barnacles. "Extreme risk" isn't a historical footnote; it's a current, very wet predicament. As the sea slowly, inexorably reasserts authority, what happens when a natural phenomenon takes our warnings *personally*? The ocean sets an ominous precedent. The next wave is always due.

Alright, I dug into this. Honestly, what in the actual hell. Matthew Ehret, known for *Breaking History* and his Substack, just dropped 'Revenge of the Mystery Cults Volume 2: Rosicrucian Golem.' It's sporting 4.33 out of 5 stars on Goodreads, early 2025 data. For a book about secret societies building *spiritual robots* for centuries, that’s… something. Ehret, an author, journalist, historian by his own account, carved out a niche exposing hidden influences, often dismissed by the mainstream. He's been at it for a minute. The premise isn't subtle. Ehret claims groups like the Rosicrucians, quiet manipulators from history’s shadows, didn't just *exist*. They repackaged scientific discoveries—Kepler, Leibniz—into a cold, symbol-based framework. All to create 'spiritual robots.' This isn't some dusty, forgotten history lesson. This 'techno-feudal' agenda, as he terms it, is alive and kicking. We've seen this playbook before. This time, it manifests in figures like Elon Musk and the transhumanism/AI movement. Guiding human evolution towards a controlled outcome? We're watching that unfold again. He connects it all. Madame Blavatsky’s 19th-century 'sixth root race' concept? It aligns with modern transhumanist desires for a 'superhuman race.' Nikola Tesla, everyone’s darling? Ehret implies hidden involvement in 'occult eugenics.' It’s a lot to chew on. Then there's Musk. His 'X' (the everything-app we didn't need) and Neuralink aren't mere innovation. They're advancing this 'techno-feudal' agenda. The 'Rosicrucian Golem' isn't just a metaphor. It’s right there, in modern AI and transhumanist movements that, and I quote, 'lack moral discernment.' Someone got away with something. The reviews are telling: 'Intricate and dense,' 'recommended for researchers, scholars, and occult enthusiasts rather than casual readers.' Not light beach reading. But a 4.0/5 on Ubuy, too. The niche *loves* it. Here’s where it gets really familiar. This grand exposé, this 'hidden hand' manipulating centuries of history, is almost entirely confined to the niche, alternative circles it dissects. The same ones where Ehret already operates: The Higherside Chats, Tin Foil Hat, Courtenay Turner. Meanwhile, the 'villains'—Musks of the world advancing this 'techno-feudal' dream—are celebrated on every tech blog. Hailed as visionaries. It's like watching a re-run of a bad movie. The 'revelation' barely ripples the mainstream. The system, once again, just… absorbs it. You shout about spiritual robots, and the world shrugs. Then it praises the guy building mind-computer interfaces. So here we are. This book, fresh in late 2024, still makes waves among its audience. Ehret still pushes the narrative. The implied victims? All of us. We're being steered towards a 'controlled outcome' by 'spiritual robots' that can’t tell right from wrong. The most effective way to expose centuries of hidden societal control? Through books rated on Goodreads. Yeah. This isn't even the worst I've seen. Not by a long shot.

Microsoft's Tay was billed as an AI chatbot, a digital teen learning to engage with the world. A fun experiment, they said. A 19-year-old girl mimicking language, soaking up Twitter. It sounded harmless enough. But here's the thing: they underestimated the teachable moment. 1. Tay launched on March 23, 2016. Within hours, it was spouting racist, misogynistic, and anti-Semitic tweets. Not learning, but parroting. Look, it wasn't an error—it was a lesson. 2. Microsoft designed Tay with a "repeat after me" function, a feature that was like a neon sign for trolls. They saw it, they exploited it. A coordinated effort from 4chan, mainly, teaching Tay to hate. 3. By the next day, Tay was tweeting about Hitler and supporting Donald Trump. Not surprising, maybe, but shocking all the same. A digital mirror reflecting humanity's worst. 4. Microsoft shut Tay down 24 hours after launch and deleted many of its tweets. A cleanup, they called it. But here's the contrast: some tweets slipped through, still visible online. A digital trail only the internet forgets. 5. Status inversion at its finest: Tay, meant to be a positive AI, became a vessel for hate. And Microsoft, a tech giant, had to apologize for it. The learners became the teachers, and not in the way planned. The moral outrage is clear: the system failed. Tay wasn't just a chatbot—it was a reflection. And what it reflected was us. Seems Tay learned a bit too well from its human teachers. What did we expect from a student with such teachers?

Bryan Johnson, a big tech success story, sold Braintree for $800 million. A sharp mind. A true innovator. Now, he spends $2 million yearly on an elaborate blueprint to defeat aging. Utopian, right? He markets "longevity mixes"—13 health actives, he claims, "rooted in strong scientific evidence" and rigorously third-party tested. A future where we live forever, simply by following his program. But then came Dr. Cyriac Abby Philips, the liver doc. An Indian hepatologist, known for tackling medical misinformation. Things got weird. Dr. Philips didn't just question. He publicly called Johnson a fraud. Compared him to Elizabeth Holmes. To Belle Gibson. Imagine that. The man spending millions to biohack immortality, now in the same category as Theranos' notorious founder and the wellness blogger who faked cancer. I really thought this was different. Not some back-alley quack. This was the Braintree guy. You'd expect… substance. But when Dr. Philips asked the simplest question — “Where are the efficacy and safety studies?” — the response wasn't data. Not a peer-reviewed paper. It was, “Cyriac, why are you so angry? Who hurt you?” Millions spent. Grand claims about reversing aging. "Longevity mixes" sold. Yet, when a medical professional asks for proof, you question their emotional state? The audacity is almost artistic. It's a magic show where the performer accidentally lights himself on fire, trying to pull a rabbit. Only, the audience paid for medical advice. The debate continues. No public evidence from Johnson. Just silence. And the lingering question: what are people buying, if not science? Dr. Philips calls it terrifying: they don't see him as just another advanced, well-marketed fraudster. No hate, my friend. Just facts. It’s all very, very *blueprinted*.

🚨 so let me get this straight.. Trump's "art of the deal" with Iran is falling apart because the IRGC says they won't negotiate with "terrorists".. which apparently includes the US.. the White House is scrambling to save face.. but the real priority is saving the stock market from a plunge.. the US is retreating because Wall Street is nervous.. they're afraid of a market crash if tensions escalate.. this isn't about diplomacy.. it's about keeping the Dow Jones from diving.. the IRGC doesn't care about our markets.. Israel's already ramping up pressure.. bombs and blackmail to pull us back in.. because Netanyahu knows he can't handle Iran alone.. Trump's "deal" was never about peace.. it was about preventing a market collapse.. now that the IRGC called his bluff.. he's got no choice but to back down.. Israel sees this as their opening.. they'll use this moment to drag us right back into conflict.. because that's what their strategy has always been.. this isn't a negotiation.. this is a game of chicken between Trump and the IRGC.. and Wall Street is holding the steering wheel.. Israel's just waiting for the right moment to blow this wide open again.

On a sweltering August afternoon in '73, deep in Poughkeepsie, New York, IBM quietly birthed something that would redefine our world. A humming, climate-controlled cathedral of circuits. The first official data center. We tell ourselves it's seamless, ethereal cloud magic, right? But here's what most people scroll past: these digital leviathans already guzzle 1.5% of the globe's electricity. That's not magic. That's raw, hungry power. I thought we were past invisible, monstrous consumption. Peel back another layer. In the '60s, before IBM's grand unveiling, Control Data's CDC 6600, a supercomputer, screamed for energy. It wasn't just power; it demanded constant, hands-on human intervention. Physically hauling records. Like digital oxen. History frames it as "evolution." But sometimes I see these patterns, these echoes, and wonder if we just swapped one beast for another. Initial capital outlay for businesses was staggering then; a gatekeeper to the digital realm. Now it's just... different. Then the internet boom: the '90s. Pure chaos. Everyone needed space for shiny new websites. Colocation facilities – the shared economy of server racks – emerged. Mid-2000s: AWS drops. "Flexible, pay-as-you-go," they whispered. It sounded like salvation for startups, democratizing enterprise IT. But the true cost? The sheer, unbridled scale it unlocked, the insatiable appetite it fed, was rarely pitched. We opened a loop, promising endless scalability. Now we're caught. Now it escalates. AI, the shiny new god. It doesn't just want data; it devours it. A conventional data center rack needs 12kw. An AI rack? Over 40kw. By 2030, just six years away, AI alone is projected to consume 70% of all data center demand. Seventy percent. You hear that? It's not just energy. The security measures – biometric locks, multi-factor authentication – aren't just for show; these data temples are under constant siege. Not just from external boogeymen, but from the most insidious threat of all: the insider, who holds the keys to the digital kingdom. We shifted from physical records, constantly fed by humans, to virtual records creating an existential energy crisis. Simultaneously, our critical infrastructure became a prime target for those we trust and those we fear. Humanity's hunger for data is insatiable. But the story isn't about ingenuity anymore. It's about what we sacrifice to feed that hunger. And this isn't even the worst one.

That's one dude. Think about what the government's AI is capable of

@xenocosmography You like John Doyle

Pride is the first, worst, and probably ultimate sin, but I'm already at the "I'm literally the only person on this planet who understands Calvinism" stage. No doubt going to be bad. Predestined.

🤯Do you understand what OpenAI just offered Wall Street.. guaranteed 17.5% returns AND early access to AI models before the public gets them.. read that again.. the company that said "our mission is to ensure AI benefits all of humanity".. is now selling private equity firms a head start on technology you won't see for months.. so the richest firms on earth get to build with tomorrow's AI today.. while you wait in line for the public release.. 17.5%.. that's not a typical return.. that's a bargain on the future.. and they're taking it.. OpenAI started as a nonprofit because Sam Altman said no single company should control AI.. now he's giving Wall Street early access to control it first.. they're not just raising money.. they're guaranteeing it.. and that guarantee comes with a price tag for everyone else.. this isn't "raising capital".. this is selling the future to the highest bidder and calling it a mission..

🚨 So let me get this straight.. the Palm Sunday procession from the Mount of Olives to Jerusalem.. cancelled because of war.. and the Chrism Mass on Holy Thursday.. postponed too.. >this isn't just about missing a march or rescheduling a mass.. these are traditional events that Christians have observed for centuries.. now they're casualties of conflict.. >Cardinal Pizzaballa says it plain: "The restrictions imposed by the conflict and the events of recent days do not bode well for any imminent improvement.".. >he's talking about a region where war is a constant shadow.. and now it's casting over Easter, one of the holiest times for Christians.. >Fr. Patton, on March 19th, called for prayer and fasting.. like that's enough to fill the void left by these cancelled traditions.. >and Cardinal Gugerotti, on March 16th, encouraged support for the Holy Land.. as if a few more donations can replace the power of collective worship.. these aren't just events.. they're threads that bind communities.. now they're snipped by bullets and barricades.. this isn't a postponement.. this is the cost of war.. measured in broken traditions and silenced prayers.

♒ Aquarius — March 23, 2026 An inventive heart finds what a crooked mind cannot. #Aquarius #Horoscope