@caitlinmoran I think there are two types that of men; the ones who wanted to be James Bond when they were a boy and those who wanted to be The Doctor. (I’m excluding those who wanted to be a footballer as that’s outside my orbit)
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Dr Awkward_Al
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Dr Awkward_Al
@CyclePsych
Cyclist, Psychologist and Malcontent. Research interest: The Psychology of Cycle Commuting.
Brighton, UK Beigetreten Mayıs 2008
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Men of Twitter: classically, in the most reductive terms, men are supposed to be either Jocks, Nerds, or Patriarchs: but who were YOUR unlikely role-models when you were teenage? Who did YOU use as inspo? the odder and more niche the better
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@BritishCycling Congratulations to the riders. But us members are still on the British Cycling having shat the bed on the whole corporate whoring for oil money issue. #sportwashing #greenwashing
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Great Britain qualify second-fastest in the Women's Team Pursuit with a time of 4:13.117 👏
#SQY2022
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@BritishCycling You can proudly announce what you like, but your members aren’t about to move on from the whole oil money thing.
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Tickets for Paris, BOOKED! We are proud to announce our teams for the UCI Para-Cycling Track World Championships starting on the 20th October! Find all our riders below! 🌈🚴♀️🎖️🇫🇷
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@rhymerrigby Including my professional qualifications are a valuable padding mechanism should you need future work psychology comment
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Kinda hate it but also love it when somebody's job description and company name adds another 25 words to a piece I'm writing
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@BritishCycling @AnnaKay_3 Never mind the cyclo-cross season, it’s still very much feeling unbelievably cross about your shilling for shell season.
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Last weekend saw the first round of our National Trophy Series, kicking off the cyclo-cross season! Incredible rides from @AnnaKay_3 and Witse Meeussen 🤩🥳.
Read all about it here: bit.ly/3rOHazj
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When I joined British Cycling for a racing license, it wasn’t for motorsport. What a tin-eared decision. Are any BC members celebrating this? #britishcycling #notrenewing
British Cycling@BritishCycling
We can today announce @Shell_UKLtd as a new Official Partner for the next eight years, in a commitment to sharing world-class innovation, accelerating our path to net zero, and helping more and wider groups of people to ride. Read more: bit.ly/3fV7pRY
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Time to start researching a move to a Dublin-based data centre…
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@Doctor_Hutch Got one on my mountain bike. Use it maybe once a ride. Why do I need half a kilo of extra weight on my road bike for descents I don’t need any help with?
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I beginning to wonder if 2022 isn't going to be the year of the dropper seatpost on the road after all.
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Reflecting on the madness of Forest Hill station having a quite sizeable car park
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Dr Awkward_Al retweetet
All of this has happened before and will happen again? #QuietQuitting clevry.com/insights/quiet…
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.@Chris_Boardman says it was "unfortunate" that the latest DfT data showed a decrease in cycling because it was shown in isolation.
Car usage was down 23% and train use 47%; in fact, active travel was the most robust of all modes in that period. @activetraveleng @TransportCttee
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Genuinely baffled that nobody has thought to rank airports by horniness before
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At the Green Man Festival this weekend, a woman explained she had a bet with her husband, and if I signed her tits, he'd do the washing-up for a year:
Ben Thompson@B_McT
@caitlinmoran day one....extra harsh post-festival touchdown
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Please do not RT, obvs. #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM
I’m getting really sick of people using the hashtag #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce It’s been trending for three days now, which is so insulting. So if you see a tweet containing #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce please don’t retweet it or reply to it using #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce Thanks x
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