Tim Hortons Superfan

edating is chill cuz you just text her „aw i wish you were here” then you go cheat in peace

bwipo

Fucking touch me

4 beers and 6 cigarettes takes you to heavens gates. a perfectly timed bump will give you the key to enter

this is easily the funniest shit this dumbass nigga has ever done bruh

This one is for Tiger

Just asked the bloke in Costa what temperature the machines on

@RiotPhroxzon I'd rather just take the L from an afk than have my mmr nuked because it went down but my LP didn't I've had 2 afks already where I lost 0 LP and both times my LP gains/losses immediately took a -2 delta Either remove ts (better) or adjust mmr to match it

what do u mean i can’t flirt? i said aaaa when you told me you had to pee .

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

nah the UK are DIFFERENT

@LFC Very kind of Gakpo to offer his boot

eating pussy gives you throat cancer, we reflect on the blowjob, can’t wait to find out what’s in store for eating ass

asking someone with adhd to reflect on the blowjob is literally ableism

My girlfriend wants me to Fuck Her In The Ass but I don't know.....the Twitter discourse told me that this is "abusive" so instead I think I am going to sit her down and explain to her why this would be degrading to her and why I think she needs to go to therapy. I'm scared :(

"enjoy the blowjob but reflect on it" has entered the lexicon I fear

This is absolutely diabolical LMAOO 😭

Never let COD Leave the UK

@Weaglelol oh helll noo

Goodnight

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