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@RoryPetzer Stocking up on beer so long... just in "case".

JUST TO BE CLEAR: Is it just petrol / diesel or are we doing toilet rolls again too?

@InternetH0F Surely, "Master Sprinter" would be better?

The coach should be called Master Splinter

@X what's the point of the mute function, if you're still going to push through content from the muted accounts.

@URCOfficial @GlasgowWarriors Well done, guys. That's great rugby values, right there.

The Scottish–Italian Shield presented 🏆 @GlasgowWarriors’ oldest fan, Murray Kirkwood, given the moment 👏 #BKTURC #URC | #GLAvBEN

@THESTORMERS @Vodacom Bliksem ouens. Julle maak ons ondersteuners poeserig met die performance.

We keep knocking and eventually it pays off as Evan powers over for the first try. ⛈️ 7-0 🏰 (25 mins) #STOvEDI #inittogether @Vodacom #URC

These Munster players are a mouthy bunch of cuns. #BulvMun @URCOfficial Lekker Bulle.

@CapeTown_Bru That thing you walk on the whole weekend when your wife spots you sneaking into the house at 3am, lekker dronk.

WHAT IS TIGHTLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!???!

@Munsterrugby You boys are going to be sucking air tomorrow afternoon. 30°C and thin air...

Training week in Cape Town complete ✅ Next stop, Pretoria. A big thanks to Warren & the team at BCube Consulting for taking such good care of us in South Africa as always 🙌

@JohannBiermann1 Jy seker dis bees en nie perd nie?

Just bought a 500g ribeye on the bone for R95. That is just ultra value for that cut of meat. Can't think of a better way to spend a buffalo note.

@BarneySimon Black Cottage Pie

Black biltong. Your turn. And go! #BandName

@BrentLindeque White shoes, white pants and white shirts. Definitely fourways boets. Probably ended up at LSB later that day. Or Rita's or the Lapa.

Okay, can we please chat for a sec. Those videos of those okes fighting at LIV… can someone please do some investigative reporting and find out where they actually come from? I have seen the online discourse and I feel personally attacked when people say they are either from Alberton or Fourways. 🤣😂

@jwcoetzee @BoknRoll Sal daai sousie met die trane van die bull supporters maak. Extra Salty.

@BoknRoll @DSSteyn Ons sal probeer. Maar dan skuld jy ons 'n sous met die naam Blou Ballas.

Where were these Stormers against the Bulls last week?

@BoknRoll Ja, replays is op die big screen by die stadium.

Is the Stormers 23 game shown somewhere?

@Slipcatch Hope these boys don't carry their kids like this.

Evan Roos when going into contact looking after the ball, very poor, again. But today he was not alone, he find himself in big name company.

Can Roos just hold on to the ball in contact. FfS. #STOvDRA. @URCOfficial_RSA

@SimonBorchardt Weather wise April is much more predictable. Very low chance of rain. Makes 100% sense, pretty sure they learnt from this weekend that March is still rainy season in JHB.

No-brainer after this week's event. Interesting to see it will held be a month later next year.

@SharksRugby En toe? What happened. Why didn't he play today?

Siya's journey through the years 😍 Be there for his 50th cap tomorrow!

@scrumming_ten Hope his game time improves next year when he is at the Stormers.

@DSSteyn No idea

How is it that the Sharks always have Springboks that pull out from a matchday 23 after the team is announced? It happens almost every week This sporadically happens with the Bulls or Stormers