Dustin Thacker

@ThePoniExpress This take aged like milk.

Prediction: The Penguins season will end tonight. I will be in the building. And I don’t have a good feeling about it. Don’t trust Silovs. Could be the last night ever for the big 3 together 😢. Final: Flyers 6 Penguins 3

@AntiWokeMemes Dr. Pepper

Dr. Gregory House

@PensML Malkin

Who will score the first goal for the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight in Game 1 against the Philadelphia Flyers? My pick is Ben Kindel. Drop yours in the comments! #LetsGoPens                     (Regular Season Leaderboard in Comments)

@PenguinsJesus Try the Double Tree hotel bar. Only a few blocks away.

Where is the best place for a pre-game beer around PPG Paints Arena?

@theblockspot Ya’ll had the Pens not even making the playoffs. Keep doubting us. #flipthescript

Can Win Stanley Cup: 1. Avs 2. Canes 3. Stars 4. Bolts 5. Canadiens Would Surprise Me: 6. Oilers 7. Golden Knights 8. Bruins Would Shock Me: 9. Wild 10. Sabres Absolutely No Chance: 11. Penguins 12. Flyers 13. Senators 14. Ducks 15. Kings 16. Mammoth 17. Preds 18. Blue Jackets

@xevekiah If you get divorced in a few years and you take half his money in the process then that makes you a hypocrite.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 33 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do?

@mom_of_littles Bacon

What are we adding to grilled cheese so my husband doesn’t feel like he’s eating girl dinner

@Tristan_in_Jax @rss_m12 @OmarKelly I won’t regret not doing that. I’d rather go on a REAL ride and see stuff like this…

@DThack82 @rss_m12 @OmarKelly Yes but our local liquor stores don’t have the hella awesome Guardians of the Galaxy ride, which is about the only reason to go to the park if you’re an adult anyway.

I’m sorry, but if you don’t have kids I don’t understand the joy of Disney. Please make it make sense to me. Why do adults without kids go to Disney?

@Tristan_in_Jax @rss_m12 @OmarKelly So does my local liquor store.

@DThack82 @rss_m12 @OmarKelly Tell that to Epcot where they have alcohol from every country. 🤣🤣

@PattyMurray Just like Dems who kept voting to keep the govt. shut down last year?

BREAKING: 49 Senate Republicans just VOTED DOWN our simple bill to pay TSA workers. Republicans have now blocked TSA pay SEVEN times. It’s a slap in the face to the men and women who have been working without a paycheck for weeks.

@rss_m12 @OmarKelly Awesome but you won’t catch me at a Chuck E Cheese at 44. Why? Because its weird.

@OmarKelly Because more often than not they grew up poor and their parents couldn’t afford taking them to Disney when they were kids.

If the Penguins stink during this 5 game stretch. It’s Malkin’s fault.

@mrmikeMTL Talking to them in person

People who were teenagers before social media existed, How did you communicate with your friends?

@Jesii_ca_M Why do women do this?

@PenguinsJesus I did not drive 600 miles to have to answer this.

chat do we suck now?

@Dejan_Kovacevic @Alwaysinpain305 Head home in the morning

@Alwaysinpain305 @DThack82 Saturday, 12-6.

Hey @Dejan_Kovacevic why wasn’t the HQ open today?

@Dejan_Kovacevic We’re back at the hotel getting ready for the game unfortunately. Bummed we really wanted to meet you. My son loves your show.

@DThack82 Yeah, a little late of a start today! :) We're here!

@Dejan_Kovacevic We stopped by at noon and it was closed.

@DThack82 We're here, my man! Come see us!

@lady_valor_07 Fancy butthole

We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. 😂 What would you call it?