Zaolat A.|Storyteller|Screenwriter

@Ese_234 Oyaaa🤣

@D_Stolutionist No let’s connect

9 to 5 Go sleep 😂😂😂 Why are u still online 🙂

@Morenikejitem13 In this economy, look for it o😭😂

Na only God know where I keep that 500 naira 😭😭😭😪😪

@Everything4Ewa Had they known, they would have just said the truth and dealt with my anger that would disappear in no time like piuuuuuuuun😂

I like when someone lïes to me about something, then later says something that exposes the lïe and realizes they’ve messed up. They try to fix it, but just end up looking dûmb.😭

@blueamore_ You gotta talk about the future - Lau a strong foundation now😂

Wait, so I have to talk to you every day cus we're in a relationship? 😭

@CahkehUnusual Spending based on impulse. As you get alert: Let me buy that bag Let me quickly order that perf. Wait o, I added like three shoes to my cart on Temu Let me order this food tray, it's just 50K - me sef don try. On top how much?😭 When there's delayed gratification!

Fastest way to go broke ??

@Fayo__kemi It's okay, I understand. But, can I humbly request for the egg? That's my dream egg because O mu ta!🥹

Goodnight guys😩😔 I have personal issue at hand😭😂

@x_RonZY Though it was: Ah, chief😂

we all know it is "Ashif" right??

@chisom_nwankire Amennnnn!🥹

I pray you never be in a situation where you’re living with someone , knowing fully well they don’t like your presence .. but you have no where to go and all you gotta do is stay

@gwriting_plug Very important! In fact, if you can turn a few of them into stories you can comfortably share online👏

as a young writer, make it a habit to document your life: take pictures of the blue moments & the yellow phases. someday, you'd be glad you did

@OToluwanim22280 Wahalauuur😂😂

My friend just sent a 53 secs vn to someone.... Just because the person is doing anonymous on his status 😂😭

@merkelisart Let me travel out first, my Yakubu will manage but most importantly be relievedddddddd!🤣

If you want to travel out, just make sure your national food is available there… because if not, you’ll be out there missing home and questioning life every time you eat 😭

@graceis_cute Some will say it's Value Added Tax, but when did I order Value abi when was Value delivered to me?😭 I am lost..

I'm seeing VAT on my receipt, when did I buy VAT?

@pinkpnterest Something wey dey smell like that? Like it's not aroma o, it's odour abi is foul?🤣

Wait a sec, our poop is processed food right? What if it’s sweeter than normal food ?

@AdelajaSol8219 Congratulations in advance and I pray that life after NYSC comes with ease and the right opportunities you deserve 🥹

I just received my 11th alawee guys I feel so emotional🥺 1 more to go then I'll be an official unemployed graduate 😑

@TheRealOlabode Maintain your position o🤣

I dey top 3 unserious students for my department

@Adetoun03 The way I pick race when they pass with their 'pickup' or 'legediz' ehn! The fear of stray bullet is the beginning of wisdom! Stopped seeing them in a positive light when their f!cling stray bullet hit and killed my sister from another mother - yeye peopleee!

I have always been scared of police right from day one. Police is not your friend ‼️‼️‼️ Police is not your friend ‼️‼️‼️ Police is not your friend ‼️‼️‼️ Police is not your friend ‼️‼️‼️

@Sido_wire Torrh, I am not from Ilorin. I am from Kwara State before Ilorin people will attack me with 'Kwara isn't Ilorin'. Omo Kwara ni mi faaaa😭🤣

Na Ilorin people plenty pass for this X,but we’re not ready for this conversation

@BigmummyAbby Laafun swallow abi what do they call it?😂

What’s the worst swallow to exist?

@Atilolahafeezah 30 minutes, max🤣

Abeg, after eating in someone's house, how long should you stay before telling them you want to go? This is urgent