DaemahnFriday

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DaemahnFriday

@DaemahnFriday

40, 18+ MDNI He/They. I'm like the Brainiac of memes. 'hilariously horny on main', Keeper of the Vibe, 'pretty awesome for a cis dude' THE FUNK PERSISTED

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Cat@CatsMakeBiscuit·46m

I'm homeless and disabled. I have heart failure and glaucoma. my goal is $95 for shelter. Pls help if you can

skum🧊@skumWgmi

Millennials: 'I worked myself to death and got nothing.' Gen Z: 'Cool, we're not doing that.'

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Cece Chameleon@cece_chameleon·43m

drop ur findom/femdom @ ⬇️ or comment from the account, I wanna expand my dominant community!!

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·47m

@Moognific @LexiLovelacexo2 My dumb ass really thought this was an original joke smh

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@Moognific @LexiLovelacexo2 Looking like a Fortnite map

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Moognific🍉@Moognific·15h

Retirement plan

Germaine ABAYIRINGIRA@Trichiia

Retirement plan

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·53m

@DennyVonDoom I don't understand how Darby Allin isn't dead, people just be ragdolling him left and right

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DENNY the ViLLAiN 🦉@DennyVonDoom·1h

I can't stop laughing at how easily he picked this man up lmaooo. Like a toddler bruh

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐕𝐞𝐧@WrestlingCovers

BRO !! 💀 #AEWDynamite

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·58m

@cece_chameleon Sometimes, I can see myself as being attractive, and sometimes, I just can't

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Cece Chameleon@cece_chameleon·1h

@DaemahnFriday I love ur face :(

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

Might break my rule and change my pfp to something other than my face, but only partially because I don't like my face and partially because I want to change it to something funny

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alexis amber 💌@daiquiriheiress·1d

while we’re talking about Cuba do not forget they tried to send us humanitarian aid during Hurricane Katrina and the US govt turned it away

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

Or me still laying in bed because my power is out, preventing me from being able to do any work

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·6h

Me still laying in bed 5 minutes before I have to clock in for work

ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷@FinalDude78

me after spending an hour at a social event

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

You're never gonna believe this

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Might have just gotten an impromptu day off due to a power outage 🙃

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

@CaterinaCatK Also, my food cravings are often born out of stress and/or anxiety and/or depression (maybe idk), so might be a good thing you don't get them like I do

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

@CaterinaCatK I will enjoy a Caesar salad in your honor at my earliest convenience 🫡

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·5h

A Caesar salad would hit pretty good right now

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

If I get throat cancer from eating pussy too often, I will consider my life well-lived and my death to be awesome

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

Lol Lmao

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉@Shadaya_Knight

Oral sex is the leading cause of a specific throat cancer. Y’all need to keep your mouth away from people’s private parts

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✨Cosmic Emo✨@TheDuckyyB·1h

HPV vaccine exists and is helping prevent cancers. Get it.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉@Shadaya_Knight

Oral sex is the leading cause of a specific throat cancer. Y’all need to keep your mouth away from people’s private parts

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·1h

@cece_chameleon I swear, the amount of times people have confidently told me things that I *know* are false or impossible at this job has permanently damaged my mind

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Cece Chameleon@cece_chameleon·2h

@DaemahnFriday THE WAY I CACKLED

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·4h

Just remembered a customer telling me they were experiencing issues with Internet Explorer...on a iPad.

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DaemahnFriday@DaemahnFriday·3h

@ObsidNyx This looks like the anime version of Flesh Mechanic

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Freako@ObsidNyx·3h

Everyone have a sexy day

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The Media Mines@TheMediaMines·6h

We lost another cartoon legend Barry Caldwell, a veteran animator, director, and storyboard artist who helped shape countless iconic animated shows and films, has sadly passed away. Thank you, legend. Rest in peace