Perpetually tired...

Kelly Rowland right before she called Freddy a F@g in a Christmas sweater with butter knives and a small dick

Benito... that #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow felt like my childhood on the screen. So unapologetically Puerto Rican.

The minion in the #SuperBowl commercial

@retrocvnty Anyone genuinely picking 2 or 8, please exit the plane immediately.

Where are you sitting?

Yessssss @durandbernarr deserved!!

Its 2026 and I still go "I gotta go with meeeeeeeee" at the end of @realtamiaworld song "Me" like in the video. Mind you, I'm in the train.

@Ash_Lee_IRL Trans women are not the problem.

@josh_uglyasf What if Mariah couldn't Carey? What if Meg wasn't a Stallion? What if Britney lost her Spears?

Can you keep it going??? Smart enough?? Know enough songs that fits?? Let’s have it 👇🏽👇🏽

Day 1 of 365. #HappyNewYear2026

Telling my kids this is Katseye #FortniteZeroHour #Fortnite @katseyeworld

Certified Diamond in my house.

Y'all loved when Taylor wrote about every heartbreak and ex but now she should keep things private? Yall better let her brag about her man's dick in peace. Talk your shit Taylor 🤣🤣🤣

So its the unofficial last day of summer and since I couldn't make it to a beach, I adapted. #GoodbyeSummer #HappyNewMonth #HappyLaborDay

Excuse me @Starbucks why is fighting for my life against your cheap ass lids a daily occurrence? You are becoming the iphone of coffee. Charging a premium for basically nothing. Literally walking with an open coffee bc the lid keeps popping up.

Fell asleep early yesterday and apparently I time traveled bc Fifth Harmony is back!?!

Question for the hair guys, girls, gays and theys... this is my hair after washing and air drying this morning. I keep getting told I should be using products but I don't even know where to start. Any suggestions?

@buffys This was an unexpected HIT. x.com/Danny0215/stat…

what’s yall’s most liked tweet?

The world is healing

@KensBestLyfe "Bad Habit" will always be that song for me.

The Best Song On This Album Is ?🤔👀

Sooo Katseye really ate that whole set right on up. Iktr #Lollapalooza

@KensBestLyfe Walking in the rain was forever changed 🫠

A Forever GEM🙌🏾