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@DavidD_Chapman Russia would invade Alaska before Europe

Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.

That back 3 are in the bin

I swear Donald Trump saves his especially stupid shit for weekends, because he knows Sundays episode of @LastWeekTonight has already been recorded!

@CFC_Isaac1 Will take 3

@CFC_Isaac1 Except Forest are away

Do love a 1-0 scoreline. #whu

@OrterOuter66688 Ooops

#lufc As things stand in the WHU/Forest games would you be happy if it was to stay like this till full time Spuds/Forest 0-0 Villa/WHU 1-0

@footballz_tv @NFFC Good goal that

@NFFC Clip

IGOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

@SebEcrivainFoot 90m is cheap for a player with 3 yrs on his contract still

🚨 I’m told Elliot Anderson, valued at around £90m, may already have his next destination in mind. Despite Liverpool’s interest in strengthening their midfield, the Nottingham Forest star is believed to be heading toward Manchester City. #LFC #MCFC #TransferNews

@NicB_73 @tcanham459 He’s kinda right tho. The majority think he’s a cunt.

@tcanham459 You fool. The UK does not hate Trump. You the leftie does not speak for me the righty. So speak for your self or do you need a gang to enable you to speak.

Trump criticising Keir, weirdly, probably actually works in Keir's favour. The UK hates Trump. And we don't like being bullied.

@SimonMcCoyTV So was Cottesmore

According to BBC Points West a NASA space shuttle one landed at RAF Fairford. I would love to see the pictures…

@jacksonhinklle I think patriot is older than I am.

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇶 WATCH: U.S. servicemembers capture the moment a Patriot air defense system failed to intercept an Iranian missile over Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar.

The man is a fucking Moron. Don’t even have to mention his name. You all know who I am talking about. The island is leased for 99 years. And after that will be again. It supports the economy of the islands it’s leased from. He’s a fucking idiot.

Ah no Des De Moor! RIP. Who am I going to bug for more Ale knowledge now? Such a helpful chap.

So. Keyworth Nottingham. Supporting Stenhousemuir. @StenhousemuirFC

Warwick today. Pic credit goes to Lou Clark @bbcweather

@StymieSi Their temple of Baal is quite nice. They are the craft arm of Shipstones brewery.

@Dannystorer New one on me too!

Pub 3250, Johnson Arms, Lenton, Nottingham. Best so far! Nearly got NHS discount. Stinks of 6% ale. Lanyard wearing students try to be amusing. Cosy. Fact carpet is a 5 doesn't matter. Oligo Bunk drinks well.

@StymieSi Hollowstone? I am a pedantic beer expert now

*Oligo Nunk (just in case you are a pedantic beer expert)

@WestHam_Central You can chuck Spurs in to that battle if they lose today

Leeds have Forest, Wolves, Burnley, Brentford, Brighton all at home Forest have Palace, Burnley, Wolves all at home We're actually done, no way back.