Dave Craig

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Dave Craig

Dave Craig

@DaveCraigComedy

Beigetreten Mart 2026
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@KampeOU Loser state full of sloppy fat morons.
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Greg Kampe@KampeOU·
The state of Michigan is number 1 in the country in potato chip consumption. I just read that last month, We dropped down to number two in the country. Wonder if this had anything to do with me giving up chips for lent 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I will have us back to number one this month
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Political Punk@actingliketommy·
@DNIGabbard @realDonaldTrump You are such a fucking clown. We all realize you are desperate to not get Noem'd so you have to pander to bullshit like this but mark my words... your day in court is coming. This isn't going to save the brutal midterm beating on the way for you assholes.
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DNI Tulsi Gabbard@DNIGabbard·
Newly-declassified records expose how deep state actors within the Intelligence Community concocted a false narrative that Congress used to usurp the will of the American people and impeach duly-elected President @realDonaldTrump in 2019. Today, we reveal the truth 👇 🔗dni.gov/index.php/news…
DNI Tulsi Gabbard tweet media
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@DNIGabbard @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Arrest somebody. That is all the people care about. Congress people and politicians should not be above the law. People are arrested everyday for driving without a license. These people can steal money, try to overthrow the elected president, rig elections, and never pay a price
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
If we’re just being honest this explanation really makes zero sense. I don’t think anybody should lose their job over alleged canoodling but this statement makes it seem like there was definitely canoodling happening. An innocent canoodler would prob welcome a thorough investigation to prove their innocence and exonerate themselves right? This screams guilty canoodler to me.
Rob Maaddi@RobMaaddi

In a letter sent Tuesday to Athletic Executive Editor Steven Ginsberg and obtained by The Associated Press, Dianna Russini said: “I have covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication throughout my career, and I stand behind every story I have ever published. When the Page Six item first appeared, The Athletic supported me unequivocally, expressed confidence in my work and pride in my journalism. For that I am grateful. In the days that followed, unfortunately, commentators in various media have engaged in self-feeding speculation that is simply unmoored from the facts. Moreover, this media frenzy is hurtling forward without regard for the review process The Athletic is trying to complete. It continues to escalate, fueled by repeated leaks, and I have no interest in submitting to a public inquiry that has already caused far more damage than I am willing to accept. Rather than allowing this to continue, I have decided to step aside now — before my current contract expires on June 30. I do so not because I accept the narrative that has been constructed around this episode, but because I refuse to lend it further oxygen or to let it define me or my career.”

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Con@HateradeCon·
A Dollar Tree worker was fired and charged with assault after attacking and macing a customer. The customer is now suing Dollar Tree. 😳
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Dave Craig
Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@DataRepublican Do not play. This woman is a hero and will expose your dirty BS
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DataRepublican (small r)
DataRepublican (small r)@DataRepublican·
🧵🚨 THREAD: Charlie Kirk was assassinated at Utah Valley University. Within TWO HOURS, leaders of 7 "bridge-building" organizations assembled on a conference call. Why so fast? Because UVU was THEIR campus. 🚨 This is Maury Giles, incoming CEO of Braver Angels, admitting on camera at the National Conference on Citizenship: "Within two hours of the assassination, a group of us, all Utahns, we gathered on a call. We'd become friends over the last 5 years through our work in the community. And we also happen to be leaders in seven different national organizations that work in civic renewal." Two hours. Seven national organizations. But this wasn't a spontaneous reaction to a tragedy. This was a network protecting its home turf. Because UVU wasn't just the place where Kirk was shot. It was the institutional center of the entire bridge-building / Dignity Index apparatus... and had been for years. And the kicker? These seven national organizations don't hide their own intent: replicate color revolution tactics in the United States. And, yes, that includes MWEG - Mormon Women for Ethical Government. I have the receipts... they all admitted this on camera. As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@TaraBull This person should be in prison or an insane asylum.
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
TikTok Star 'Tunnel Girl' Digs Massive Unauthorized Tunnel Under Virginia Home
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
Breaking News: if you’re an adult and watch a single second of Euphoria you are beyond pathetic. The lamest show ever produced. Awful writing, awful acting, worthless casting, it’s just bad. Bad bad bad, do not encourage this. It’s pathetic
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@sciencegirl I have a banana tree that produces bananas for last 30 years. You’re a bot account and should be blocked and demonetized
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Science girl@sciencegirl·
Banana trees only fruit once
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@WarClandestine Hate all you want. Trump is the best thing to happen to this country. Scumbag people complain when they get caught
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Clandestine@WarClandestine·
They really think Trump has no clue what’s going on, when in reality, he now controls the flow of 36%+ of the world’s crude oil supply, and just forced the nations of the world to buy oil from us, and Venezuela, which Trump conveniently already secured, along with the Panama Canal. Now Trump’s focus on Greenland, Canada, and the Arctic shipping routes, makes even more sense. Trump is securing global shipping lanes, and turning the US into THE global energy superpower. Trump has China, and the world, by the balls, and the sheep are oblivious. Trump is completely shaking up the global order, and forcing the world to deal through us. Trump is stripping the Deep State of their leverage, and securing the entire board. You are watching the “world’s most powerful reset”, and the dawning of “The Golden Age”. The Deep State’s reign is over. They have been outmaneuvered. Trump controls the oil, therefore, he controls the world. Leverage obtained ✅
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Fox News@FoxNews·
"If America is so racist, why are people dying to come here, but no one is dying to leave?" Civil rights pioneer Clarence Henderson calls out the anti-American "agenda" that risks tearing the U.S. apart from within. His message to Americans: "Stop perishing together as fools and start living the life that America affords us."
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@GuntherEagleman Trump is so dang cool. Refreshing to not have a scumbag lying politician as president
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 TRUMP DROPS FIRE ABOUT UFC FIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE THIS SUMMER! President Trump just confirmed: A massive UFC fight is coming to the White House grounds on June 14th, and someone suggested they call it UFC 1776. Trump loved it: “That’s a good idea. I’ll tell that to Dana White.” He says he’s never seen more excitement for any event he’s been involved with. They’re building a 4,500-seat arena right on the lawn, plus massive stages and huge screens in the back so 50,000 to 100,000 people can watch!
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Bradenton Police Department
👀 Marine Unit Officers Emrich & Eades were wrapping up patrol and rinsing the boat when an unexpected “dock inspector” showed up for a drink. Yes - a manatee. And no, she did not ask permission. As cool as it was, here’s the important part: manatees love fresh water, but we should never give it to them or encourage them to come close. That makes them associate people and boats with handouts - which puts them in danger. We skipped the citation (she refused to provide ID) and waited for her to clear out before docking. Because even when they’re breaking the rules, manatees still get the right of way. 💙
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Tansu Yegen
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
A small metal device called a stent can restore blood flow to the heart in minutes and save lives ❤️
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Dave Craig@DaveCraigComedy·
@Layemie001 Who knew that bleaching things made them clean? Crazy discovery
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LMD (Arc.)@Layemie001·
Pool chlorine on an old fence. Who knew?
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
Back in 2003, a German film crew filming in the Gobi Desert captured an incredibly moving moment: after a tough two-day birth, a mother camel rejected her newborn. A nomadic family then performed the ancient Hoos singing ritual passed down for generations. Once the song ended, the camel shed tears and finally accepted her baby. This powerful scene became one of the most memorable parts of the Oscar-nominated documentary The Story of the Weeping Camel.
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