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To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.
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We desperately need to stop asking, “Is it offensive?” and start asking instead, “Is it true?”
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What a pity !
I'm arranging a theatrical tour of Canada this Fall, and now I won't be able to risk doing any shows in British Columbia
I was really looking forward to coming
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John-Paul Berg@SemperVeritasX
The British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal has ordered former Chilliwack school trustee Barry Neufeld to pay $750,000 for publicly expressing the view that there are only two biological genders, in statements ruled to be "discriminatory" and amounting to "hate speech." They're legislatively enforcing this radical ideology. Deviation from party orthodoxy has consequences. They want you to believe the lie. If you refuse you will be punished. "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final and most essential command."
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Thanks for showing the top view as well.
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
🚨:Japan has developed universal artificial blood that is compatible with all blood types.
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Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion.
Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album.
Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire.
This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration.
At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up.
So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.
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Visual Snow was considered extremely rare until recently, mostly because patients didn't report it because they assumed everyone saw the world that way.
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Calling time on the word “grifter” until someone can come up with a definition more complex than “someone I don’t like”
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When you're home alone with the triplets and your wife asks you for an update.
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god has smiled down upon me at this Calgary Value Village today. 1988 Olympic sweater
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sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"
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This is one of the silliest tweets I think I’ve ever seen. The set of people who think they don’t like cities and then arrive in New York and think, “hey, this is actually awesome” is practically zero. That’s not a real person.
george@idobadtakes
There's something like the opposite of Paris Syndrome that happens the first time someone visits San Francisco, Boston, or NYC for the first time. You realize that these places are actually way better than where you live and you've just been lied to your whole life
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GENTLEMEN: And how does the soap kill these invisible evils?
SEMMELWEIS: Well it actually mostly makes the germs slid n' slide away. Just slippydoodle right on out of there. They do the buttered noodle. Face the banana peel at la-
GENTLEMEN: Guards, commit him.
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Joe Wrote@joewrote
Animal Farm is a critique of capitalism. The pigs (Stalinists) become equal to the humans (capitalists). I cannot believe how many people did not understand its clear message.
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This is how humans sound questioning the nature of God
@ratlimit@ratlimit
How does the lightbulb “know” the switch is on “On?” Is a camera inside? It’s not recording audio, right?
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