David Matheny

[Chorus] Just ignore your lyin' eyes Just accept things we should despise The GOP must realize In primaries, the fools believe Trump's lies 7/8 [Outro] The GOP will not denounce Trump's lies When he can help us rule the little guys 8/8 #TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 5] Now Trump has put us in an Iran quagmire His lackey Hegseth likes to play at war Our allies watch Trump's Epstein Fury backfire As Xi and Putin watch their fortunes soar 6/8

GOP Lyin’ Eyes v1.3 [Eagles "Lyin’ Eyes"] [Verse 1] Politicians seem to find out early How to fool their voters with a smile And billionaires all tell them not to worry 'Cause "dark money" can let them rule in style 1/8 #TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Appease fascist enemies Strongmen have the powers Trump wants to seize How do we know, the Donald tells us so 5/5 #TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Brass balls and depravity That's the way to grift successfully How do we know, the Donald tells us so Bad judgment, then bankruptcy That's how failures pay for Donny T How do we know, the Donald tells us so 3/5 [Chorus] 4/5

The Donald Tells Us So v1.2 [Dale Evans "The Bible Tells Me So"] Attack, lie, deny defeat That's the way Roy Cohn taught Trump to cheat How do we know, the Donald tells us so Destroy all who disagree Then you'll own the spineless GOP How do we know, the Donald tells us so 1/5

He's offering a bargain On presidential pardons But your head will hang in shame When future generations say his name! 5/5 Poison Donny Poison Donny Late at night while we’re sleepin' Poison Donny sits a-tweetin' around Magamagamaga (3 times then fade) #TrumpSong #TrumpCult

When being cruel, he's gleeful It's fair to say he's evil He’ll dis you and discard you If you fail to support his fascist goons! 4/5 Poison Donny Poison Donny Late at night while we’re sleepin' Poison Donny sits a-tweetin' around

Poison Donny v1.5 [The Coasters “Poison Ivy”] He wants to wear a crown But he’s painted like a clown His mind was always touched Now dementia has taken so much! 1/5 Poison Donny Poison Donny Late at night while we’re sleepin' Poison Donny sits a-tweetin' around

@ThisWeekABC Sadly, recent GOP primary elections show how completely Donald Trump controls the minds of his MAGA cult. Several good Republicans (those with spines) have been defeated when Trump endorsed some sycophantic sock puppet running against them. Trump wants a GOP of only his lapdogs.

When asked if he fears retribution from the president after introducing a bipartisan bill to stop the ‘anti-weaponization fund,’ Rep. Fitzpatrick said he doesn’t “worry about any outside criticism.” “Everybody's got a job to do. Everybody's right and free to speak their mind.”

@ThisWeekABC Trump's so-called "anti-weaponization fund" would be a slush fund controlled by his minions to pay his storm troopers for political violence to support him, in the past or in the future. Even some GOP loyalists can see that it's brazenly corrupt, even by Trump lowlife standards.

@ThisWeekABC Donald Trump doesn't really care about the Jan 6th criminals, but he pardoned them to reassure future MAGA thugs that they can commit crimes for him with impunity. Vladimir Putin has taught him that a strongman must reward such amoral blind loyalty. So, now he wants to pay them.

@ThisWeekABC Trump's so-called "anti-weaponization fund" would be a slush fund controlled by his minions to pay his storm troopers for political violence to support him, in the past or in the future. Even some GOP loyalists can see that it's brazenly corrupt, even by Trump lowlife standards.

Rep. Tom Suozzi says that “nobody supports” the DOJ’s ‘anti-weaponization fund.’ “[Americans] don't want to see a $1.8 billion fund to pay people that beat up cops … but it's our job in the Congress and the Senate and the House to hold the executive branch accountable.”