DRY II

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DRY II

DRY II

@DavidRYatesII

Beigetreten Eylül 2024
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Wiki Leaks 1.0
Wiki Leaks 1.0@WikiLeaksQ·
🚨#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation. "The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began." Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders. "A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there." Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse. "The whole building had to be in on it." FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸
🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸@LionelMedia·
Enough. Apostrophes don’t make plurals. They show possession or contractions. Write apples, 1990s, VIPs, PDFs without apostrophes. Use apostrophes for the dog’s leash, players’ locker room, don’t, it’s, you’re. Rare exception for clarity with single letters like p’s and q’s.
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ٔ@battlart·
a moment in time, i would’ve gave him every belt too
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com
Scott Steiner's son signed with the Tenneseee Titans as an undrafted free agent
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Samoan Dynasty
Samoan Dynasty@dynastytribal·
10 year old me really thought they were brothers 🤣
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Would’ve never happened if he had a ball room.
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Ballsack Sports
Ballsack Sports@BallsackSports·
55th overall pick. Labeled a “bust” Star teammate 9 inches deep in his mom. Still outplayed the 3rd overall pick in the draft. Some people are just built for this.
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Barry
Barry@BarryOnHere·
Arizona Cardinals new franchise QB
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Rex
Rex@rexjonesnewz·
Where do you stand on the spectrum? I’m more of a libertarian left/right guy
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
Let me clarify my position: If you are not from this particular shaded area, you have no business claiming you are from the south. 💯
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DRY II
DRY II@DavidRYatesII·
@SKYHIGH123100 I asked Elon for money a few times. That's all I can think of
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@DavidRYatesII Skynet needed you hushed up during operation Epstein fury.
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DRY II
DRY II@DavidRYatesII·
@SKYHIGH123100 test test. I was suspended. Foote still is
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CantaLoupe@CantALoupe_FF·
Watching my dog take a shit on my neighbors lawn when I forgot to bring the baggies:
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Ryan B
Ryan B@Network_Guy8·
LMAO.. Who did this? 🤣🤣
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Women Being Awful
Women Being Awful@WomenBeingAwful·
Yo, I'm gonna be sick. This woman belongs in jail 😭
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Trust Fund Terry
Trust Fund Terry@trustfundterry·
“Hey buddy, I need to tell you something important. Your mother and I are going to be living in different homes. It’s something we decided together, and it’s not because of anything you did. The good news is, you’re getting two rooms, two snack spots and two Christmases going forward. We both love you a ton and that part doesn’t change at all.”
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