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I have successfully tricked everyone at work into thinking I am nice person when really I am three garbage bags in a trenchcoat 😬

All you dumb fucks in red states cheering for the fall of California just be aware without California you will not survive.

i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed

I have ZERO patience for Americans whining "I didn't vote for this." EVERY SENTIENT BEING ON THE PLANET KNEW WHAT YOU WERE VOTING FOR, TRIED TO WARN YOU AND YOU VOTED FOR IT ANYWAY.

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

"he was a moth to the flame, she was holding the matches" SLAPS irdc if yall want the og lyric back or whatever

average planetary go listening experience

LONG LIVE X NEW YEAR'S DAY X THE MANUSCRIPT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HOW SHE ENDED THE ERAS TOUR I'M SOBBING "IT WAS THE END OF AN ERA" 😭😭 I CAN'T TAKE THIS

For those who apparently were unaware, the Smoot Halley Tariff Act was considered a principal trigger of the world economic collapse that we call the Great Depression.

here’s some reminders if you need them: - this pain wouldn’t be for evermore - you can face this - time can heal most anything - if you never bleed you’re never gonna grow - today is never too late to be brand new - just breathe, just relax, it’ll be okay 🫶🏻

Actually mine is that Taylor won’t put I’d Lie on debut TV

@selslovr @MissAmeriDana not to be weird but I never see people with my name and here's two of them in one swiftie thread AND one of you has my same middle name too 🤯🫶🏻

@MissAmeriDana RIGHTTT that was my concern from the start too so i’m even more happy i didn’t get this now

there is literally no way they lied about the material on the rep sweater too😭

@daninpx platonic wife, coparent, and driver 🫶🏻

Me as a teenager: I want to be the main character. Me as an adult: I want to be a side mouse character in Redwall. I’ll wear tiny woolly cloaks and eat apple cinnamon pies and my only worry is will we have enough dandelion cordial for the upcoming feast.

@cloverbloom_ I saw a screenshot of this on Instagram and I was like!!! omg a treasured oomf!!!! That's how you know you had a killer tweet and I agree 100% to both unfollow reasons you are in fact a queen 🫶🏻

“You unfollow people for different political views?” I unfollow anyone who dislikes evermore. Of course I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t think some humans should have rights

The new world we want to make is already here: in the actions we take today, in the ways we show up for each other, in the grass that still grows. Hope is not a prize that can be taken from us. Hope is a practice, an act of resistance, a spark that refuses to die. Keep fighting.

this is your regular unfriendly reminder that reading has been and always will be political and you cannot distance yourself from politics just because you’re reading !!!