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Can't wait for next season

POV: The 2013–2015 girlie starter pack 😂💅

This is the kind of moment that makes hockey special ❤️ A little girl looked crushed when her dad gave the pucks to her brothers… so this player made sure she got one too. Her smile says it all 🥹

▪️ Ends 10-game Portugal goalscoring drought at major tournaments ▪️ First player to score 10 goals at Euros and World Cup ▪️ Portugal’s all-time top scorer at the World Cup ▪️ Oldest player to score multiple goals in a game at the World Cup Cristiano Ronaldo silencing the doubters 🤫

Hey @grok this is erling Halaand of Norway . Kindly dress him and give him a Viking tattoo like a true born vikers

My waist is convinced it's AI-generated.😂🤭

Look at Cristiano raising his hands for offside to signal the referee after Nuno Mendez scored chaii

What course is this ??? 😅

The bear doesn’t know I came prepared… I was driving through a lonely road at night when a massive bear suddenly charged straight at me. My heart nearly filed for retirement on the spot 😅. As the bear got closer, I quickly pulled out my g u n and aimed. To my surprise, the bear slammed on the brakes, looked at the g u n, and immediately started dancing 😂. Turns out he wasn't trying to attack me at all. He just wanted to challenge me to a dance battle. I lowered the g u n, and watched him dance off into the forest with more confidence than I've ever had in my entire life.

Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones & Beyond) Emilia Clarke rose to global fame portraying Daenerys Targaryen, the iconic "Mother of Dragons," in the hit HBO series Game of Thrones. She has starred in two of cinema’s biggest sci-fi franchises, playing Sarah Connor in Terminator Genisys and Qi'ra in Solo: A Star Wars Story. She officially entered the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) in the series Secret Invasion, where she played the powerful Skrull rebel G'iah. Behind her massive franchise blockbusters, she frequently showcases her range in romantic dramas like Me Before You and lends her voice to animated features like The Amazing Maurice.

How to hit the G spot like a pro A Thread 🧵

No player has ever existed quite like Messi. A once-in-a-generation talent who redefined greatness and made the extraordinary look effortless.

Ni Ronaldo Mamaki Yake Bani Kaje Kací Kasar Dako Shugaban Kasà Basu Dashi Sai Wani Kuri Kake.🤣💔😂🤔

R&B singer Ashanti revealed that she does have a prenup in place with Nelly, explaining that it was something they discussed before getting married. According to Ashanti, she wanted to protect the things she worked hard to build over the years. She also shared that Nelly has struggled with gambling in the past, describing it as something that can be hard to completely walk away from. When you really think about it, the prenup makes perfect sense. Ashanti is known for being frugal and has said she’d rather spend money on traveling, good food, and experiences than designer labels and flashy purchases. If one spouse is focused on saving and protecting wealth while the other has admitted to struggles with gambling, having financial safeguards in place seems like a smart business decision rather than a lack of trust.

Your Fault: London 😭🔥

You are extra lucky if your girl bi and she still chooses your musty ass. she could be out there head between sum tiddies rn but instead shes watching u lose on FIFA

Argentina 🇦🇷 scored 5 goals in two matches Portugal 🇵🇹 did that in 90 minutes 👏 Ronaldo is the first and only player to score in 6 different World Cup. We all know Ronaldo is the best player in the world. Goat effect 🐐

for the men and women that don’t cheat.. what’s your secret ??

Excluding Ronaldo and Pepe Name a PORTUGUESE player that has played for REAL MADRID VERY HARD

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

Temu sako yazo sai mun hadu a lahira 🥲🥲🥲