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creds to @saikikrazy my goat once again

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about my least favorite players getting career ending injuries

(baseball player hits a crazy home run) me: wowww so cool. imagine being him right winger: that is *literally* impossible. I could not be that baseball player. I am me. I do not play baseball. and he is black

#IHad200ForLunch #AintEvenFuckOnnaCunt

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

@sinxaois exactly

Taking steroids is like being pregnant because it’s like oooooh the muscles ohhhh I’m pregnant and it’s yours

just be urself nobody likes u anyway

niggas with autism love sharing they screen

Me writing Suicide note ---> 🖊️🖊️Hello. or Should i say.. Goodbye 🙂.

that method of rating where niggas say shit like: story: 8.7 writing: 7.4 pacing: 8.1 characters: 9.3 twists: 9.9 always kills me like what the fuck are you talking about

@BagelAD Good observation

@Debruhh2 R u making fun of me

Ummm so like wdym scripting conversations in your head is a sign of ADHD

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

@Natulolol Banger hunting alr on full steam

canvas hacked and Final paper is due tonight

canvas hacked and i got 2 finals tomorrow

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

white people when you yuck their yum

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.