Dec Munro

Hello, I work as an outside eye on comedy shows/longer sets and also direct shows. I had a great chat with an act yesterday and am feeling excited about helping people for tour shows/Edinburgh Fringe/building longer sets More info on decmunro.com

Hey @Apple someone has logged into my gmail and changed the password and now signed up for Apple Music. How do I speak to anyone?

@turlygod Thom!! xx

artwork: william stone outside eyes: @decmunro & scott le crass legacy thx: charlotte jarvis, evil & kai.

am off to #edinburgh tomorrow to finalise preparation for #scaramouche. come and see the clown. 1445, 1st to 25th big yurt, hoots at potterow edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

The next one starts on Monday - angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/w…

The mighty @JournoCaroline kindly took the course I run at @angelcomedy and wrote a nice article about it for The Times.

Fascinating article theguardian.com/technology/202…

Mourning everyone x

Well, if you needed yet another reason for the UK to join the EU - here it is.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

Here is why I am confident that Kamala will win: I don't understand polling I haven't listened to any focus groups But I would prefer it to be true

Please don’t let the horse loose in the hospital again.

@realDonaldTrump I heard you r"pe women

Three beautiful MAGA RALLIES today in Gastonia, North Carolina, followed by Salem, Virginia—and this evening in Greensboro, North Carolina! On Tuesday, you have to stand up, and you have to tell Kamala that you’ve had enough, you can’t take anymore, “Kamala Harris, You’re Fired!”

@realDonaldTrump I heard you r"pe women

With your vote on Tuesday, I WILL END INFLATION, I WILL STOP THE INVASION OF CRIMINALS COMING INTO OUR COUNTRY, and I WILL BRING BACK THE AMERICAN DREAM! Thank you—North Carolina, I love you! #MAGA

@JDVance I heard you f"ck couches?

Make Six Packs Great Again. Vote for Donald J. Trump🇺🇸

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I’m hearing that many Gen Z voters have never heard the Access Hollywood tape, so it’d be a shame if it got RETWEETED tens of thousands of times on Elon Musk’s Twitter youtube.com/watch?v=EHuo2K…

When I die, I want to be known as a supporter of trans people. That will be my legacy.

this is a wonderful thing