Bam Adeblockyou (83‼️)

Most points scored in a single game in NBA history

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Nobody will be talking about Luka’s 60 in 2 years. That 83 gonna hurt you hoes until you hit the dirt.

Day 9 and nobody in the NBA tonight scored 80 points Y’all said it was easy

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I’m convinced if Wemby score scored 83 points in the same exact fashion, y’all would be praising him. But because bam isn’t known for scoring, you guys are just hating on him.

Bam Adebeyo's 83-points was 8.5 standard deviations above his average. This is so large it breaks data floating point precision limits in returning an exact statistical probability of occurring. I'm led to believe this is a 1 in 166 quadrillion chance

@sam_amick @TheAthletic Take me out at 81 points coach

This is incredible. Hang it in the louvre.

Folks who can’t go get 83 in their own driveway right now fixing their fingers to call this unimpressive is killing me

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Analytics worshipers complaining about Bam’s free throws cant have it both ways. For two decades, they’ve crusaded in the name of efficiency: the dunk, the corner 3, and the free throw. 43 of those stone tablets printed on Mount Sinai tonight. Per their own scriptures, this was a performance worthy of a new testament. This is your god now.

Draymond Green gotta respond and drop a 20 bomb

In Wilt's 100 game, Philly was letting NYK score quickly in the 4Q so they could get the ball back and feed the big man. Kobe took 13 of LA's 17 FGA - and all 13 of their FTA - in the 4Q to get to 81. No one's ever scored 70+ "ethically". What Bam did is insane and joyous.

The funniest part about this is Kobe fans having spent so many years saying efficiency doesn't matter.