Der Freischütz

[Pinned post and Account info] "This is a magic bullet that will never miss, no matter what." Admin of: -@ThumbSault -@ProselyteFaust -@FreakoBullet (Private)

@ClearAllCache @PapaQuixote "This appears to be a mere 'Skill Issue' from your part, as some may say."

@DerFreiLoR @PapaQuixote {"Your version of average varies highly with the actual average...."}

I believe i am in trouble for saying frei has big boobs.

@ClearAllCache @PapaQuixote "Yet you speak of my chest as if it is of an abnormal size." "I find it to be the average for a male body."

@DerFreiLoR @PapaQuixote {"Because it is the truth?"}

@PapaQuixote @ClearAllCache "Why must both of you entertain such an idea..."

@ClearAllCache Very much so.

@CrimsonxScar // that i love it

@DerFreiLoR // what this mean 😭

//

// doodle

@PapaQuixote [Picks you up like this.]

@DerFreiLoR I dare you to try.

@PapaQuixote "Don't make me bring you there myself." "I will place a dunce hat on you as well."

@DerFreiLoR ...nay.

@PapaQuixote "You have literally called them boobs before..."

@DerFreiLoR Her vocabulary does not reflect mine, i would not call them boobs. But uh...I would...i would not say 'normal'. You are very clearly above average.

@PapaQuixote "I am male, Nos..." "I do not have 'boobs', I have a regular male chest..."

@DerFreiLoR ...Ahem. Why must i hesitate on such a manner.. I must defend thy honor...no...?

@PapaQuixote "You really did not hesitate to say that, did you?"

@DerFreiLoR ....hello..

@CrimsonxScar "You don't need to worry about what I want, I have closer in my grasp than you may think." [His thumb goes up to her mask, pulling it down below her lips before giving her a kiss of his own.] "Consider it a tip." [He let go of her, turning around attempting to take his leave.]

@DerFreiLoR [ little Red didn't reply to his tease this time, she knew it'd just give him more reasons to keep going ] " if you say so..but I can't help ya if I don't know what you want. " " you really wish to know huh..it's cause you're cute, alright? I kissed you there because of that. "

@CrimsonxScar "You are /very/ wrong, you are the cutest of them all..." [He leaned even closer, not letting go of her chin just yet.] "There are certain things I may gain, but I believe you needn't know them." "I do wish to know why you kissed where you did, given I never had a preference."

@DerFreiLoR " ...cute? I'm not cute. " [ she was trying to maintain her composure, but was obviously failing, which contributed to her embarassment ] " what do you even gain from this.. entertainment? Something else? "

@CrimsonxScar [He brought his hand to her chin, making her turn to him again.] "You sound... incredibly embarrassed." "It even makes you seem cute." [Despite his words and actions, his demeanor remains the same.]

@DerFreiLoR "..there's no problem at all. " [she stammered, taken aback by his treasing] "I guess. I'm trying somethin out..? I'm not embarrassed by it or somethint, shut up. ." [little Red tried finding excuses, but that just made her feel more nervous,so she eventually stopped talking]

@CrimsonxScar "Is there a problem, dear Red Riding Hood?" [He leaned closer to her, his tone of voice made it clear he was teasing her on purpose.] "You did it willingly, did you not?" "Then why do you seem so embarrassed?"

@DerFreiLoR " what the . . Why are you here? " [ well...a job is a job. Little red took a deep breath and approached the marksman, giving him a peck on his 'lips', if you could even call it that ] [ she then backed away and covered her face, unable to maintain eye contact ]

@CrimsonxScar "Well... I will make myself a guest of your cell then."

@DerFreiLoR " not in the mood to argue. " [ her Qliphoth Overload was quite high currently ]

" I'm. Yearning. "