Didn’t Happen FC ⚽

Welcome to Didn’t Happen FC 👊 We retweet the internet’s boldest claims, wildest stories & dramatic threads. One thing in common? They didn’t happen. #DidntHappenFC

@juliemaria7727 Babe, this doesn't require a public announcement.

I will not be giving one single penny to comic relief ever again !

A very exciting week. Much to be grateful for! 🙏🏼

@PlotSerge @RorSyns

@RorSyns Its from vaccines.. sadly the person doesnt have a choice. But never understood how just the smell does any kind of reaction to someone

“Today the cabin crew won’t be serving any nuts or products containing nuts because we have someone on board with a nut allergy” How fucking weak is that. Imagine dying at the SMELL of peanuts. 🥜 🤦🏻‍♂️

UPDATE🚨: Police have warned me that there have been credible threats made against me at the protest. After attempting to interview members of the local community, I was told by officers to leave and move to the counter-protest side, as they believed I might disturb the peace and that there had been credible threats made against me.

@PaulCoxComedy Babe, write an original message and not something you’ve created on ChatGPT!

Watching competitors to GB News stumble, make accusations, and overplay their hand is very telling. As a business owner, I know competition is part of the landscape — and a healthy one at that. It drives better outcomes for both the market and customers. Real success comes from focus and belief in your own offering. The moment you make the story about your competitors, you dilute your product and reveal a lack of confidence in what you’re building.

Tomorrow xxxx

@EssexgoonerMr Babe, this doesn’t require a public announcement.

I will not be paying a PENNY to Comic Relief. BOYCOTT.

RUPERT LOWE needs protection around him 24/7, he is in danger. REPOST please, any Marines available? He is our future....join his party and let's keep him safe.

Niall Horan stuns for GQ.

Predictably, at least half of this lineup went to private school and/or Cambridge.

@NoahKingJr And she thinks all women want to get with it.

Andrew Tate blocked me because of this photo. True story.

🚨NEWS: Confirmed Meningitis cases have risen to 27 Another disease brought here from the 3rd world Open borders costs lives

@fitnesscampus_ @Cobratate

GM 🇭🇰 📍 Hong Kong

Boy calls female officer a racial slur and spits on her, she slaps him while restrained. Did she go too far?

@keith_bays The same boss who……

Brilliant from the boss! 💪🇬🇧 #GBNews #News #ThePeoplesChannel

@kcoleAFC @JackDunc1 @carlrmorrell Babe, they were already a lost cause and GB News doesn’t get enough viewers for you to worry so much.

@DidntHappenFC @JackDunc1 @carlrmorrell You need someone to explain to you the consequences of introducing a televised daytime tv channel to the mass unemployed? feeding them biased, misleading and outright false claims is a great idea sure.

bro created it for fuck sake

Hope everyone is having a lovely day!

@fitnesscampus_ But would they do it if they knew it would go unknown?

🚨 JUST IN: Andrew and Tristan Tate donated money for 1000 meals to be distributed to orphans and refugees. ❤️ The media doesn’t show this.

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan