The Dinger Lad

I'm a British guy who barely understands baseball. I am also completely enamored by the concept of MLB home run parlays. A thread on how it came to this 🧵

Getting crazy on a smaller slate this evening. What do they say? Scared money don’t make money? Not scared over here 🍻 cmooooooooon lads

1/8 - not what we wanted on day 1 but good thing there's plenty more days ahead bring on today lads

@Userr255705 cheers to that

Well… baseball is back and I am the userr that goes alll inn😈😈😈

Just a beautiful pint

@Lanskycuz Go onnnn

New truck coming

missed the bloody early games but here’s today’s shot at glory. come on lads - hit some dingers! cheers to the first slate 🍺

@sloprules @stillcrashinx @PropFinderApp Cheers Slop

Milly Parlay 3-26-26 | Presented by @PropFinderApp

after much deliberation I have decided to get in on the fun tonight despite it being a single game - going for 4 bases instead because what do I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ beers on me if this hits 🍻

@Breakthebookie7 Cheers for this

Thursday Mega 🎰

@HaileyTamryn @Playbook Don’t mind if I do

💣 💣 💣 @Playbook

@JBigsDFS class

First Homer Lotto of the Season ⚾️ Feels good to be back 🤝

@SardoLays love it mate

Early opening day juiced balls?

@SpikeBets Love it

☢️💣

@RotoGrinders gorgeous

HAPPY MLB SEASON TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!! Here's tonight's Fly Board! The 10 players with the highest HR hit rates from last season 📈

@StatDrivenProps respect

My home run list for today: Aaron Judge +250 Giancarlo Stanton +430 Ben Rice +450 Rafael Devers +500 Trent Grisham +600 Willy Adames +600 Matt Chapman +680 Cody Bellinger +700 Austin Wells +700 Jazz Chisholm +700 Heliot Ramos +750 Harrison Bader +870 Jerar Encarnacion +900 Ryan McMahon +900 Patrick Bailey +1400 Jose Caballero +1400 Jung Hoo Lee +1500 Luis Arraez +2000 When one of them hits I'm going to post the link to my VIP group and caption it "✅✅✅ BANG!" so people think I played just one of them and got it right. I might also say "I do this daily in the VIP" but I really mean that I post fifty plays daily in the VIP and only one of them hits.

WE MADE IT!!!!

@stillcrashinx Now this is what I’m talking about

This who I like .

@Mrgimme3dat beautiful

Someone said it’s dinger season ⚾️ the real ones know wassup 🥱

@CJ_Everydayy lovely

Open SZN💣💎

@NewEraZach @PropFinderApp Course

THEEEE opening day 3 man @PropFinderApp 💰