Dirty Redfish

@j_mase @johnnymaga Shift the goalposts some more bud

@DirtyRedfish @johnnymaga It is. I don’t think presenting it to the press with a row of ball licking sycophants is necessary. It’s nothing but an ego stroke. You know he’s going to say the reflection pool should be named after him, right?

Trump on the refresh he’s doing to the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool: “He said, ‘What color would you like, Sir?’ I said, ‘What about turquoise like in the Bahamas?’ He said, ‘This is Washington, sir. We can give you turquoise but what about American flag blue?’ He talked me into it very easily.” 🤣

@j_mase @johnnymaga Beautifying our cities is a good thing

@johnnymaga Cannot wait to see my cost of living go down because of this. This is what winning looks like.

@bobbt91 @Wyldstryke @Fat_Electrician Congratulations, you’ve now increase home prices even further. Look at what happened to the cost of college tuition once the federal government started backing student loans

The rent would stay the same, then at tax time, the gov matches x% of the rent paid for the year into an account that can only be used for a down payment. Try to make it so that after 5-7yrs renting they have enough in that account to cover most of the 10% needed. The renter would still be getting their full rent.

I bet this tweet is an absolute banger if you’re financially illiterate.

@_JackKeating @BengalYouTube She named her first born child Michael while having an affair with Vrabel. The levels of evil between the two are not comparable

@BengalYouTube I j feel bad for her that she got slandered thru the mud and he’s getting off clean

Wow, they lied. I can’t believe this right now. My shock is unimaginable

If I had to bet on which of Dianna Russini’s children grows up to be 6’ 4” 250lbs I would put my money on the one named Mike.

We are reaching levels of boldness that were never thought possible

@JudyinCanada1 @conspiracynews_ @naomirwolf Jews were the first terrorists in the Middle East. It is a country founded by terrorists like those in the Irgun

@conspiracynews_ @naomirwolf How do you know? You'd have to be there. I believe Israel, because these islamists have always done this. I've been reading about them for years.

This is truly horrific and tragic. If only the hostages had been released on Day One.

@sahbei30 @austrosillyism So the teacher wont do their job. Thanks for proving the point everyone has been arguing

@austrosillyism A teacher has a classroom where they need to grade the essays of 30 different kids, they’re not going to sit and read a fucking 20 page report on Aristotle written by some kid whose parents were too inept to give him guidance on realistic expectations in a grade school classroom

We were asked in primary to write a book report about a book of our choosing. Any book fiction or nonfiction. Most kids chose a very simple book but I chose Aristoteles’s *Politics* which my dad gave to me because he wanted me to be engaged w/ the classics. My final report was 25 pages because I really loved the book. How did the teacher repay me? She said it was impossible for a 10-year old to have read Aristotle and more impossible to write such a report. I got a 0.

@smallheath631 @HappyForLife7 @stephenjnesbitt @Ken_Rosenthal @SamBlum3 If you have nothing to hide, why don’t you talk to the police without a lawyer?

@HappyForLife7 @stephenjnesbitt @Ken_Rosenthal @SamBlum3 If it’s so non-controversial, why won’t anyone connected to the team agree to discuss it?

The Texas Rangers installed a deeply controversial statue in their ballpark concourse this spring. And they aren't willing to provide answers as to why it's there. Yikes. Important work from @SamBlum3: nytimes.com/athletic/71975…

It’s true, every halfway intelligent right winger I know irl had a massive conflict with at least one elementary teacher over things like: reading ahead, reading too difficult books, not showing enough work, etc etc. it’s the first time we experience the uncaring tyranny of state bureaucracy and it sucks.

@JohnOG22 @harden_ste37222 @smcroasters And Pinellas County is still red

@harden_ste37222 @smcroasters Not even remotely true. The only parts of Florida that are not red or "old Florida" are the tri county area of southeast Florida, Orlando, Tampa/St. Pete. Get outside of those cities and you're as Florida as it gets. I love this state so much.

I live in Fl.

@Rickymute1 @Danko_23 @csuwildcat @theninakai @elonmusk And white people pay all of the taxes, grow all of the food, and are the only functional members of society

@Danko_23 @csuwildcat @theninakai @elonmusk It’s absolutely disgusting to compare apartheid to now: Resource distribution in SA is highly unequal and still reflects apartheid-era disparities. White Sans make up 8.1% of the population, but still control almost all the resources while black sans (80.6%) are in abject poverty

South Africa won’t allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was BORN THERE, simply because I am not Black! We were offered many times the opportunity to bribe our way to a license by pretending that a Black guy runs Starlink SA, but I have refused to do so on principle. Racism should not be rewarded no matter to which race it is applied. Shame on the racist politicians in South Africa. They should be shown no respect whatsoever anywhere in the world and shunned for being unashamedly RACISTS!

@sirius_devops @ResiFan325 Cool. Now you and your dog both have extra holes. Train your dogs to not charge off their property, retard

a pitbull could be mauling you to death and these subhumans would blame you for existing in the thing's vicinity. Dogs to Americans are what cows are to Indians.

@jalenb79 @HomeTerf22 @Microinteracti1 The city of Philadelphia had a $6.8 billion budget last year. The last Republican mayor left office in 1952. Please tell us more about the lack of public investment being the problem that can’t be laid solely at the feet of democrat politicians

@HomeTerf22 @Microinteracti1 Be quiet. This is decades of lack of public investment, and it lays at the feet of both Democrats and Republicans. The quicker we remove them from power, the quicker this country will thrive.

Two Europeans arrived in America having spent fourteen months being told by MAGA accounts that European civilisation was collapsing. The streets of Paris, rivers of crime. London, a caliphate. Oslo presumably reclaimed by wolves. JD Vance, a man who looks like a thumb that went to Yale and still couldn’t find a personality, flew to Munich to personally inform European leaders that their continent was dying. They listened politely, the way you listen to someone at a party who has had too much to drink and needs to feel important. MAGA trolls spent years warning that Europe would soon speak Arabic, that the cathedral spires were coming down, that sharia was six months away. This from a country where Muslims make up roughly the same share of the population as in Europe, give or take two percentage points. A detail that has never troubled anyone posting at 2am in a Punisher skull hoodie, eating a gas station burrito, lower back destroyed, credit score in freefall, absolutely certain the problem is Oslo. But America has the highest GDP in the world. The highest. MAGA men twerk to this number every morning like it personally pays their medical bills. It does not. It does not pay anyone’s medical bills. That is, remarkably, the entire point. But the number is big and big numbers feel like winning, which is lucky, because winning is now the only thing you can afford. “Honey, I need to call my congressman and find out how high our GDP is this morning.” She has already left. So these two Europeans flew across the Atlantic to witness what all that GDP looks like with human eyes. The shining city. The paradise. The country that spent fourteen months laughing at Europe’s crumbling civilisation while its own bridges were held together by institutional optimism. And what a civilisation. So advanced it projects power across the Middle East with carriers so expensive that a Shahed drone costing four hundred dollars, assembled outside Tehran by a man eating a sandwich, sends the entire vessel sprinting back beyond a thousand kilometres. To drop six bombs on anything, the jets refuel three times and fly the distance from New York to a different geological era. Ukraine has been swatting these same drones like mosquitoes for two years with equipment from a military car boot sale. The most expensive navy in history needs a thousand kilometre running start. Then Zelensky called. He offered to protect the oil refineries, keep prices from two hundred dollars a barrel, and stop American soldiers catching Iranian missiles with their bodies. Trump said no. Flat, cheerful no. Whatever was on Fox ranked higher. His cholesterol was doing its best to make the decision for him anyway. Part 6 of their honest impressions is a Philadelphia subway entrance actively decomposing. Grey liquid of unknown origin weeping down the walls. Broken glass overhead. Tiles that haven’t seen a mop since Carter was explaining stagflation to a nation that had stopped listening. The whole thing radiating the energy of a place where something went wrong in 1994 and the report is still pending. Their verdict, delivered with the hollow expression of people who just watched their worldview collapse into damp Philadelphia tile: it looks like a horror film. Literally a horror film. Fourteen months of lectures. The highest GDP in human history. Carriers that sprint from a drone worth less than a second hand Kia. A broad face with beard who flew to Europe to announce its death. A president who was offered a chance to protect his own soldiers and said no thanks. And the first thing America showed them was a subway auditioning for The Last of Us. It didn’t need to prepare. Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1

@mplpodcast305 @Delta A gay flight attendant being rude? The sky is also blue and the sun rose in the east

What an unpleasant experience flying @Delta every single one of your crew members was extremely rude and disrespectful, especially this little meatball that screamed at the couple behind me over their 5lb puppy being in the middle of both of them. “This is the last time I’ll tell you!!! Put the dog on top of you”— we all looked up and behind us wondering why he was so upset. Not to mention the other crew members that didn’t even want to be bothered when you asked for water or coffee. I’ll stick to American Airlines next time.

@gambling4fun22 I’m trying to watch some baseball here i dont care if he’s dead

Hurry up with them tb rays damn he got hit, get em off the field

@LahSmakka @andyizdandy @lbk_enjoyer You’re one of those gay black dudes aren’t you?

@DirtyRedfish @andyizdandy @lbk_enjoyer yea wtf are u talm bout😂😂😂😂😂😂

The NBA wants YOU to think this is normal

@LahSmakka @andyizdandy @lbk_enjoyer Why do fags need to be celebrated? Why happened to “stay out of our bedrooms”? Now they brought the bedrooms to the public

@DirtyRedfish @andyizdandy @lbk_enjoyer then dont go?😂😂😂i promise you a rainbow chicago bulls logo is not gon kill u😂😂

@andyizdandy @lbk_enjoyer We care because we’re forced to celebrate freaks like that with pride nights at sporting events

@lbk_enjoyer Why do you care? Seriously. Why do you care? Literally don’t wear a dress, no one is forcing you to do it. Why do you guys get to make the rules? Fucking freaks.

@BundyWas13737 @BelieveOnJesus @BaseballQuotes1 Hey retard. It’s a dig at the union

Yeah this is the worst call in baseball history CB Bucknor might not have a job in a month at this point