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🧡HOOTERS HAMPSTER DANCE 🧡

@poopmaster5x9f It reminds me of shmorky

Loling at his desperate attempt to have a ‘female’ art style. It just shows how despite everything, MTFs are so disconnected from female culture

they just look like that

My mom really loves guinea pigs and my dad really hates them so one time she got a guinea pig and named it after my dad

@smetanapickles My mom loves guinea pigs and I want this to happen to my mom

@gothgivenright It keeps happening

I knew a guy who irony poisoned himself into becoming a wigger after high school. He was a normal nerd and started doing the wigger bit bc it was funny but he just started becoming progressively more and more retarded until the wigger damage was permanent. He is still a wigger.

@onlyoddly @terfshit Ya but if I found out my man was in the poopgina for two years I would call the sheriff

@terfshit Grade A tranny meltdown and for what? He could've been someone's husband

Your male body will never compare to the soft female skin and warmth. YWNBAW

@MaryRoseMalomo @DavidSpectre No, but we should

@DavidSpectre Women do not call men holes, you misogynistic clown

The way you people talk about women is disgusting. Wdym "free hole"?

@user11133300 OH NO

@DiscoDebbie1 Why have u taken this like a dick pic

Living is a miracle

@milkandmarrow I wanna be mean 🫲🤨🫱

@DiscoDebbie1 Lol no thats so mean

was told the way i was dressed is performative by an acquaintance this morning. If she wanted to accuse me of dressing lazy and unflattering that would have been fair but calling casual clothes that arent bike shorts and a tank preformative is bananas. In this exactly but pink

@tmszhjh88 I clocked immediately that this was a Chinese tweet btw I’m the goat of Twitter anthropology

Caught a seal

@tweetingpastry We used to kill retarded adult men

@cinamoorolll Fat men should get a time limit before they’re deemed too fat to live and the more fit men of society take them to the sea to drown them.

men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day

@vrilledcheese @PeatyDarkseal I walk up in randos posts like we know each other

@PeatyDarkseal do u reply to other ppls posts? i feel like i reply more than i post and i think i get good interaction so i wonder if that helps somehow

xitter isn’t fun without friends, u just get 0 interactions every post

Why are chefs always kinda retarded

@rahuprincess My heart can’t take it

i reference aaliyah a lot

@rahuprincess @smetanapickles There is a hula hoop inflation crisis. I have been searching for hula hoops for so long and the price has skyrocketed. It used to be up to $2 for a hula hoop now it’s like $7

@smetanapickles @DiscoDebbie1 join us

the urge to get dreads and become a cracked out wook that hula hoops to amber by 311 in the park

@rahuprincess I did this

hehehhe

@rahuprincess All of them especially chicken dance, Hokey Pokey, and Bavarian buttslap dance

are there any acceptable forms of dancing you can do as an adult besides pole dancing

@rahuprincess Why do these types of tweets attract so much interaction from brown guys

if you are a young girl virgin do not ever ever ever let a "more experienced man" take your virginity for any reason. u need to find some dork ass puppy boy that loves you and let him do it. ideally you marry him, but at the very least make sure he's nice to you.