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@Distortir

Proud Redditsexual Level 1984 in Dumbass Liberal Simulator only my rts are serious (unless they aren't)

19 👶, FAT Beigetreten Kasım 2025
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Parsons ☭
Parsons ☭@parsonsthemute·
The best part of sex is when you inevitably fail to get hard and they just sigh and fall asleep disappointed so you get to just steal shit out of their house
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Old Man Rattle
Old Man Rattle@oldrattleagain·
farting so loud my car’s hubcaps fall off
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Distortir@Distortir·
@bloodbytez i dropped pokemon back when sun and moon came out tbh
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@Distortir they be liking the baby or 1st form evos out here son its awful
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♒︎ fratze
♒︎ fratze@deafdumbndblind·
radon_overlord beat up my grandma
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byte@bloodbytez·
okay but seriously why are pokemon fans either pedophiles or zoophiles like please brooo stop ruining one of my favorite franchises
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Teehee
Teehee@obama__runtz·
Nigga really challenged me to a duel and died by my sword 😭
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Distortir@Distortir·
@bingleham_ i forgot how to spell cigarette and that was the first thing that came to mind
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mark wazowski
mark wazowski@notmarkwazowski·
i think I'll give myself scurvy
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Distortir@Distortir·
I dont remember how to spell cigarette half the time
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