Doctor Disease

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Doctor Disease

@DocDisease

If you expect meaningful or witty posts here you should probably look elsewhere

Beigetreten Temmuz 2017

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·14h

@aka_nobodyy All Might bagheld OFA for like 40 years all the while being the number one hero getting active every day lmao. Plus the core of it is a stockpiler quirk so when u give that to someone who is jacked and tall as fuck for 40 years it's gonna go insano mode

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AKA @aka_nobodyy·1d

pre and post All Might OFA just isn't the same quirk lmao

MHA Daily@Mangaic2

In My Hero Academia, how was All Might able to instantly use 100% of One For All, yet Midoriya has such a hard time using even a fraction of it 🤔

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·22h

@messedupfoods Cookin up the fucken black lagoon in there

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i like food@messedupfoods·1d

Why i dont eat at other peoples houses:

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@danthegunner46 What is the creature actually saying? It's super garbled through the fat and the food

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Dan | ARSENAL WON THE PREM@danthegunner46·1d

the fact this WON Eurovision by the way- WON...

Hood Wild@hoodwild_

It takes some skill to make a song worse than dance monkey

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Gone head n keep workin that minimum wage someday u might be makin a buck above it

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Such a shame, thought I got to be smart like you today but lost my chance. Sigh

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Sum tells me yo broke ass wouldn't even understand if I posted the job title but nah I ain't giving info like that away over twitter dummy lmaoooo

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Oh really? Tell me more.. Im interested. What did you do for a living?

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Self-condescending lmfao do u even understand what the words u say mean? Dummy I aint talkin down on myself Im talkin down on YOU. My wife posted in the same house I am knowing we both set for retirement at least a decade earlier than 90% of america

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Condolences to your wife, such a terrible life with a self-condescending man EW, anyway. 😂

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY Lmfaoooo Im married n chillin in a 430k house I aint trynna see no other women but my ride or die and could never fathom the word from yo empty pocket point of view

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Maybe the women youre interested to, since you broke and mad about it still calling It legiiit 😂😂 Free advice: Next time you ask a woman out go as you are and not who you pretend to be!

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY This is the shit women be known for lmfaooo. She would offer to pay if she rocked wit him cause she still wanna be wit him that night regardless of who payin n if u pull this test n they pass u just pay at the end of the night anyway. u wouldn't know that cuz u fail it every time

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Only men gonna think women want a free meal like they hungry dogs on the street😂😂 y'all are obsessed with this shit 😭 why would she offer to pay? So he can get 'the free meal' hahahaha. Idk man these are shitty games, just be straightforward who wants to stay, will.

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY This a 2nd date she trynna get a meal paid for she ain't goin for nun but that let's be real. This test is how u find out if they a suitable partner or if they just trynna extract as much from u as they can. Hell if she was really rockin wit him she would offer to pay

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Well she asked politely and he didnt suggest anything else but a bitchy answer 😂 could have just said something else instead of putting it in that way. If you ask someone out you should be prepared, why you dating when you cant afford dinner or lunch?

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@terrterrter @HAILGENASTY I get the thing about let's still go out n have fun since we planned to but u stuck on the 'buy me sum' shi when fun can be had for free if u willing to look or get creative

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Terr@terrterrter·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Maybe is just me but once you tell someone you going out with them you have to go out with them. Also it looks like they talked about it in advance and you have to add that to the expenses too. There is no 'i cant now or eat napkins'. Men are just foul, coulda grabbed icecream 🙁

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@stinkyf33t5 @HAILGENASTY Nah fuck allat if she a ride or die them 2 finna have fun whether they got 10k or 10 cents to they name

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FKYMI@stinkyf33t5·1d

@DocDisease @HAILGENASTY Don’t make that her problem and never let her know. It’s called reschedule like she so graciously offered

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

@thelocalm0rgue Ya setup washed?

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lina@thelocalm0rgue·1d

@DocDisease don’t Wanna :(

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lina@thelocalm0rgue·2d

shes so fucking ugly

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

The brows make me understand why u got cheated on

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·1d

Ppl see a blunt tip syringe and think its meant for shooting up in ya bloodstream come on yall

Andyy@fw_andyyy

Yall doing too much ! Who tf shooting THC(weed) in the veins? Please don’t try this and start dying from being dumb 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·2d

@FF2389 @ItalianFiesta Fair personally I only offer to people I'm chill enough with to know that we all got each other if the other needs it

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Kurono (Josh)@FF2389·2d

@DocDisease @ItalianFiesta Within reason. You want a drink or a candy bar? Okay. You want like a 6pack of beer? I forgot my ID that day.

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COOLEE BRAVO@ItalianFiesta·2d

Yes it is. One time I asked dis girl if she wanted somethin from da store cuz usually when i go somewhere I ask ppl if they want somethin and she said a Butterfinger and it made me mad. I can’t explain why dat annoyed me but we stopped talkin after dat

Degen CPA@DrewVento

Theres no bigger ick for a man than a girl telling a guy her love language is "receiving gifts"

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·2d

@sjdkdkssanm @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta Son I ain't ever said that so who u tb? Its a lotta men out there on sum bs n a lotta women out there on sum bs both parties got the right to vet a person they considering going forward wit

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Sjdkdkss@sjdkdkssanm·2d

@extravagantssss @DocDisease @ItalianFiesta And they say only women play mind games

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·2d

@FF2389 @ItalianFiesta Onna real thats finna get u took advantage of sooner rather than later

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Kurono (Josh)@FF2389·2d

@DocDisease @ItalianFiesta I always say no because I don't want to be a bother. If I ask if you want anything, I'm genuinely asking if you want something.

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Doctor Disease@DocDisease·2d

@Jack__Bandit @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta Nah it's a pass/fail test u got the option to either prove u willing to provide ya own or that u willing to take advantage of what u see as a mark

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Jack LeBeau@Jack__Bandit·2d

@DocDisease @extravagantssss @ItalianFiesta It’s not a test in this case. It’s a script. “I suck, but want it to sound like I’m not.” “I know you suck, but I don’t, so I’m good.”

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