Jett W. Puckett, MBA, JD

“No!! Don’t let this white boy have a day!!” the woke left chants in unison. Well too late tampon tim, this cracka is active.

“God if you can hear me please make Shai Gilgeous Alexander tear his acl”🙏

Earth day is the biggest excuse (besides Halloween) for sluts to post their ass in front of a scenic view

@BentonSwathford Sounds like your future wife!

My date for formal so far has: - Hogged my alcohol - Called me short - Hogged my vape - Played nothing but house music in the ride #shrinkme

We live in a world where there are people who think Magic is a better player than Curry blending into society

@brownsuptopia Great beer choice

Jedi Business go back to your drinks

@WitheredJohnson Goyslop!!!

Eating some Golden Arches in the bathroom.

@RichardCranny69 Happens man

Hungover after having 8 beers

My buddy (has tickets for today and Sunday) is really fading the masters for showercap

@thebradhop Blue house not letting us use the back yard and now the dawgs shitting the bed, coincidence? Nah

Life is good

Death, taxes, and white bitches acting like day one fans of congress the band.

@wiacwilly “How’d you know I was from New Jersey bro?”

Had a fun week in PCB! Can’t wait for next year! #selfdox

Number 8 on Texas needs to be RAPED

🚨🚨🚨🚨 new word drop = goid (goy+foid)

Yall care if a nigga say konnichawa tonight?

Will never understand how ufc fighters can stay standing after a single calf kick i feel like one would shatter my leg

Someone just paid an entire year of rent after their abella danger bet on kalshi hit

Best live album in existence

Netflix is so gay now with the one house bullshit

On some real nigga shit tonight.