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I have successfully separated the art from the artist. I am an artist, despite never making any art.
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Dokanium
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The taxes are NOT high enough lmao I’m sorry
Science girl@sciencegirl
“Chocotherapy” at Elcielo in NYC is a sensory experience where melted chocolate is poured over your hands to recreate the carefree, messy joy of childhood.
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There should be an option to make your phone explode in this scenario
Ollie@OllieB013tt4
As a result of the Herculean efforts of the Metropolitan Police this past week, my phone has gone from Finsbury Park to Algeria… Seriously, this country is in trouble
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Western boomers are trying desperately to cling onto the strong image of their parents who lived through WW2 and its aftermath, in order to emulate their authority, but they can't come with smth tuffer than "we had to climp ropes in PE", as if that's equivalent to Stalingrad.
Pogobär@trollpunk69
Wir sind früher einfach an die Hallendecke geklettert, ohne Klettergurt und Sicherungsleine und auch ohne Fangnetz etc. Generation Z würde schon beim Gedanken daran der Dünnschiss unten aus der Jogginghose laufen.
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@catgirlprostate Loading up on laxatives in my car just in case theres a tesla behind me
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Imagine driving behind one of these and it spews liquid shit out of the back of it like some kind of fucked up mario kart item
GiGadgets@gigadgets_
Seres Auto has patented an in-car toilet designed for long-distance travel. It features a discreet slide-out mechanism that remains hidden under the seat when not in use, saving space while providing a quick solution for roadside emergencies.
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Not gonna tolerate americans being so precious about your guns when you can’t fucking hit anything
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Unglaublich, dass sie bei #Netto nach dem feigen Anschlag auf Seine Majestät Reza Pahlavi noch die Tatwaffe darbieten, als sei nichts gewesen. Was muss noch geschehen, damit Deutschland endlich aufhört, diese Gefahr zu verharmlosen?
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@Vampinvogue @Fedep2022777 When it comes down to it every story in human history is just reheating the epic of gilgamesh
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@Fedep2022777 It is interesting! And like, not something people really feel the need to point out with any other stories.
Like "Oh Lord of the Rings took a /lot/ of elements from Finnish mythology, guess that's reheated nachos"
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The concept that most fans aren’t aware of this is intensely funny when Toby has been pointing it out himself since the start
Lickity split@Unaffectd_Moron
His fans are mostly unaware of this but toby fox is one of the biggest reheaters of nachos in the history of indie projects
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man könnte ne partei gründen um nen wahl zu sprengen und würde mehr stimmen holen als die fdp
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Self determination is not up for negotiation unless you are transgender or the nation of Scotland
Robert Midgley@RobertMidgley07
The Falkland Islands voted 99.8% to remain British Self-determination is not up for negotiation
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black smoke. that means they haven’t yet chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
🚨 NOW: A FIRE has broken out in the direction of the Washington Monument here in DC Black smoke increasingly covering the sky Heading over now.
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americans are cute when they pretend to know anything about anything
Mr. Nobody@Mr_Nobody9mm
@YourDudeAedus Ok European 🤡
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Die totale Überwachung kommt, weil Kinder und so, aber wenn die Kinder in armen Haushalten leben sollen sie gerne verrecken wenn sie krank werden, jedenfalls lautet so die Empfehlung dieser Bundesregierung.
Bundesministerium des Innern@BMI_Bund
Unsere Sicherheitsbehörden werden im digitalen Raum jetzt handlungsfähiger: Die #Bundesregierung hat heute den Gesetzentwurf zur Speicherung von IP-Adressen beschlossen. Was das konkret bedeutet: bmiweb-editor.prod.gsb.bmi.in.bund.de/SharedDocs/kur…
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the problem is that if you decide not to play Elden Ring like an action-stamina rollslop game ppl on this app will act like you shot their dog
yareli@alittleyareli
to begin with. engaging w Elden Ring as pure action-stamina rollslop (no magic, no summons, etc.) is basically a communal ruleset, in the same way that ppl commonly combine +2 and +4 cards in UNO despite that being against game rules. all's fair during family game night.
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