ESS ONE EIGHT

@KITKAT I just took a bite of my last kitkat finger to find no wafer inside! Just pure chocolate!! I feel simultaneously lucky and unlucky at the same time Someone in the factory must have taken a break during this one - do I get a prize or anything?

@ConnorOwen2 I swear to god they answered by saying hello? Am I wrong?

Make me a winner has to be a fix this cunt who’s just won it sounds like he doesn’t give a toss

@EMN @patwewonuk I was hoping someone would know the deep reference to that jumper

@patwewonuk "I was turning into quite the man"

Ricky Gervais 1979

The government is missing a trick if they don’t call the new Yorkshire variant the “B-R8” strain

@becbierty For sure dudes, that's what I like about all the boys moving away - got a friend in every city 🤟

@Don_deely Hahahaa!! I may make an exception for Christmas eve! me and Ben are getting our own place together in Nottingham, you gonna come to visit or what? 🥳

I can’t ever imagine returning to Dronfield now

@Macstewart_ If you don't vote dude you can't moan about the government for the next period of politics, dems da rules Love ya kid xo

@HirdySWFC Not as over rated as Stone Roses

Unpopular opinion: Oasis are very overrated

Whenever Prince Charles participates in a tree-planting ceremony, he gives one of the branches a handshake to wish it well.

@absoluteradio has the £50k winner been announced yet? I need that 💷💷💷🙏

Bring back Scuzz & Kerrang tv

That's the weirdest BS flip I've ever seen twitter.com/iSkate8/status…

Straight Outta Sheffield #AJBoxing

and through it ALLLLLLLLLLLLL SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION A LOT OF LOVE AND AFFECTION

Your future self is watching you right now through memories

❤DURAN DURAN❤

@HirdySWFC I think Mac only knows 3-4 bands