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@cenbank We’ll see about that in a few months time. Keep denying it for now.

When Nigerian govt talk say “no be true,” na there you suppose sit down well well, because story never start 😏 Here be 5 clear examples wey follow that same pattern: Fuel Subsidy RemovalDem talk say “subsidy no go comot.” Next thing: “subsidy is gone” on Day 1. Naira Float / DevaluationCBN and govt deny say dem go float naira. Few weeks later, naira free fall enter market. Cashless / Naira Redesign CrisisDem talk say policy na smooth transition. End result: nationwide cash scarcity, chaos everywhere. Electricity Tariff HikeDem deny increase. Next thing, “band adjustment” quietly jack price up. Student Loan PolicyYears of “no plan” talk. Suddenly, rushed rollout without full structure, people still dey find clarity. So as CBN too quick shout “fake” For this country… sometimes na soft launch be that 🚶🏾‍♂️

@cenbank For them to debunk… Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s in the offing. They’re testing the waters. Official confirmation soon

One of my biggest fears is having to settle for a mediocre life just because I was born in Nigeria. I can’t let that happen

The cost of roll-on has risen by at least 65% in the past 3 years. Nigerians are being priced out of basic essentials.

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You cannot mismanage a country and then campaign like you delivered progress. Tinubu you're a FAILURE!

In South Korea, minimum wage is about ₩10,320 per hour. Work 8 hours a day, that’s ₩82,560. 5 days a week? ₩412,800. 4 weeks? That’s about ₩1,651,200 in a month… and that’s just minimum wage. Not skill-based, not experience-based. Just the baseline. Now come to Nigeria. Minimum wage is ₦70,000 per month. That’s about ₦437.50 per hour, ₦3,500 for 8 hours, and roughly ₦17,500 per week. A whole month… ₦70k. And before someone says “don’t compare,” let’s even look at exchange rate: ₩1,000 ≈ ₦900+. Yes, living expenses in South Korea are high. Rent, food, transport, everything. But here’s the difference: their minimum wage can actually cover it. A young person there can still pay for a small apartment (or shared space), feed themselves properly, handle transport and basic lifestyle and still have some level of independence Now look at Nigeria… ₦70k can’t even get you a decent apartment in most places. You can’t feed properly on it for a month. Transport alone will humble you. Everything is expensive, but income is not matching it. And what’s even more frustrating is that not everybody is even earning that ₦70k. Some people are working full-time jobs and still getting paid below minimum wage. No structure, no enforcement, nothing. So imagine already struggling with ₦70k, then there are people earning even less than that. So it’s not just about comparison anymore. It’s about the fact that even the “minimum” we’re talking about isn’t realistic… and it’s not even guaranteed. Honestly… it’s just sad we have to live like this.

Bro a room self-con in central mainland is going for 1.5 million naira annually. Minimum wage is 77k naira. Only 2.4% of Nigerians earn above 200k in the cooperate world as salary. A foreign used 2005 Toyota Corolla is going for 8 million naira. A bag of cement is 12k naira. 1k which is our highest currency note can’t get you a meal, also can’t get you a liter of fuel. Pls is this how we will keep adjusting to these mâdness? Because i cannot can anymore. 😤

i’ll reiterate: you have to be extremely stupid to support this government. your brain must be infected. If you have an accident, there’s no ambulance so you’ll likely die like that. meanwhile, the person responsible is campaigning with a G-Wagon 😂😂

So you visited him to thank him for visiting you, perhaps he should then visit you to thank you for visiting him and then you guys can continue like till you die