Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard

sorry all, can’t engage with critical feedback because I’m busy bandwagoning another witch hunt online. if I don’t get my two cents in people might forget how irrelevant I am

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id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette

So many cool ideas with the new sulfer slime dude! Can’t wait to play with it! #minecraftlive

This might be the greatest tweet of all time

@samuelmtv MY CHIN IS UP IM ABOUT TO GO HIT BACK DAY AT THE GYM RISING AND GRINDING

@Doogarism Chin up king

MERCURY IS IN FUCKING RETROGRADE, AND SATURN IS PROBABLY IN GATORADE AND APPARENTLY THAT’S FUCK DOOGAR SEASON. I NEED TO BE IN A ROOM FULL OF MIRRORS SO I CAN SURROUND MYSELF WITH FUCKING WINNERS MAN AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK

@NitrogenAtomMC I HAVE TO LEARN TO SIT BACK AND ABUSE QUAALUDES DUDE FUCK

I was trying to make my status the brown heart what server am I in that has 14 Clevelands

imagine you're hungry as fuck after a hardy day and you stop into the Krusty Krab and the asshole working the counter hits you with some "daring today aren't we" nonsense. I'd beat the last light out of that guys eyes

the two oil change wonder 🙌🏻🙌🏻

SpongeBob was right, 25 was WAY better than 24

Merry Christmas my fellow New Yorkers!