GlitterDork

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Yeah, he also killed over a billion people in a genocidal war against the human race, but he is voiced by Keith David so I think that balances everything out.

This was what the Arbiter felt. The Arbiter is the best Halo character and he was literally just the protagonist for one game. Insane to think about.

Halo 2's story is so funny, in a good way. Imagine you are a crusader, and you just learn the pope secretly hated you. You get thrown into a big hole to die in, and what do you know Satan is there to catch you. Satan also has the anti-Christ on hand and calls you dumber than him.

@villtura 😔

torn between being excited livio is getting merch and being irritated that meryl will never get a figure despite being a main character

meryl figure…..i will never have a meryl figure

@maddyferg 100%

@Dorkling2 edelgard should be at law school

I see "Edelgard should be at the club" memes and I am sorry that I cannot see the vision.

@brodianpride I am always down for Insane Third Option in the Timeline Debate. This is a perfect response, to me.

"so this confirms its a seque-" "omg this thing makes it for sure a preque-" i think fortunes weave is a midquel that takes place during the five years byleth was out now what

@brodianpride Incredibly funny to think the Dagdan invasion of Adrestia might have been carried out by, like, 17th century musket infantry, if their tech base was already this far ahead (assuming it is a prequel). Maybe Shamir is into archery and stealth tactics because she's used to rifles.

@brodianpride As for the street lights- you got me there. In fairness, street lights powered by just lighting candles did exist pretty far back, but these do seem very modern and charmingly anachronistic.

i've seen like one person mention the fact that he's fighting in ruins with literal telephone poles and modern pipes lol

@brodianpride It could be the case that Dagda is another Society Was More Advanced But It Collapsed (it happened to Fódlan, it can happen here too). However, we know Rhea built something like an elevator that led to the Holy Tomb, so maybe the Divine Sovriegn built pipes for his mosh pit.

@PurrpleKats Right down to the story asking "Still good friends?"

Canon event

@AsheConstella In fairness, a lot of people fumbled the ball at the scene. There's a FIFA joke in there somewhere.

My bad

@MunificentFan Alright, you got me there.

@Dorkling2 Hubert is not a boy

You know, Edelgard getting angry at Dimitri saying "good luck" makes a lot of sense given how fandom really plays her up as a helpless waif for showing vulnerability to Byleth. Like, damn, maybe she just knows misogynists will use anything to downplay a woman.

That is the polite way of saying it, I am sorry you are all blind.

On other matters, really happy for all my friends in New York. Sounds like you all really needed that win.

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star wars is sooo good when it has thrilling political drama and overt social commentary, organized rebellions resisting and revolting against fascist authorities, and deeply ingrained messages of hope/freedom.. and cool looking droids & aliens

At this rate, I think Edelgard should have killed every boy on sight. Yes, even Hubert. We cannot afford to take any chances.

Like, I too thought "damn, why is she so defensive," but it kind of makes sense when people literally say "her A support with Ferdinand means she never thought any of this through." Damn, you pay a boy one compliment and people call you stupid.