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Don’t let Cal get hot now, things might get dangerous! Sinister six if we get the reclass! I’m so hyped for this season. #wps

I think we’ve hit a new low as a society. These fucking Kalshi ads. Nobody want to bet on no love island.

Ya gay son in 4, the sweep continues! What the hell did I just read. #gayson

One of the best playoff runs that I can remember by the Knicks only losing one game. And having the refs against them in most of their games against the spurs. Didn’t matter!! #knicks #NBAFinals

Doing all this just to lose! Fuck you wemby you dirty ass fucking player! Tried to hurt players all playoffs and had the refs sucking you off. Still didn’t matter! Fuck the spurs! Hate Watch Successful!!!

Why did I think this was an aerial view and they wrote out that stuff in huge letters in the sand or something 😭

@hazardpounder Ayo bro I need a fresh cut you got me?

#InventoryDox for the bars tonight. Any questions?

@NextYrHogs Need

Went fishing today, we had already caught a few PG and a F, we really went out there to catch a monster but the big kahuna’s weren’t biting for some reason. Hopefully we’ll catch one next week. #needabig #fishing

Yo Corbin wtf we doing dawg, you got no fucking badges holy shit. This mf a 60 ovr brown shirt. Putting up Tony snell numbers dawg #unethicalhoops

@richardciderbox Shits hard out here man

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@NextYrHogs This is tuff!

I swear if we don’t have at least a night game on Halloween for Missouri and we storm out of the locker rooms debuting our all black uni’s then it’s a dull affair.

@Bobbyboypimp Yuppp #werecooked

Fuck this internship shit #unemployed

Thoughts? Who’d I leave out? #lank

@ethelhemsworth Yes, and as soon as you do the situationship you have goes up in smoke. #needstobestudied

Do boys imagine what their last name sound like w a girls first name they have a crush on

@ThanosHaad000 #allupinthat

Booyah #booyah

@HugoGoldenbloom Good god wtf is that elephant as the background. Thought there was an earthquake.

Give me about 4 beers to take the edge off. #rackattack #rackoftheday