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I hate burnt orange. I hate Austin Texas. I hate longhorn steakhouse. I hate Bevo and whatever nightmare fuel taxidermist created that steering-wheel-sized longhorn skull. I hate Matthew McConaughey. I hate that the turtle pond smells like regret and stale Freetail beer. I hate that even the squirrels on campus look arrogant. Texas university can take its giant fork hand sign and shove it straight up Darrell K Royal’s ghost.
🤘🔥 (but upside down and on fire)
Last and certainly not least. If you ain’t on my jersey…. Well. You know the rest
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