EL JAS
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@base10jr1 @TheBeninBlogger If you have nothing to hide why won’t you just allow them carry out their search - you record them while they search, consult your lawyer later and find out the legal process you can take
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EFCC Resisted: Early this morning, some boys resisted and chased away EFCC operatives at Airport Road, Benin City.
According to reports, the EFCC operatives couldn't find a car key. They had to go back and returned with a towing van. Upon return, they met fierce resistance from the area boys, and they ran away.
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@YoloRadie @Judicaelle_ Cause y'all are fucking lazy, they come and become 2nd citizens while y'all remain 3rd.
Your women wants them, your men envy them....that's why it's the men and the ugly infected women doing the protest.
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@ELJAS33 @Judicaelle_ We seem to be doing just fine,that's why everyone is here,and fightibg to stay here. Everyone AgSo HOMe
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@YoloRadie @Judicaelle_ I'm home, somewhere I don't get shot at by higher citizens cause they're white skinned.
Lmao, imagine being a 3rd class citizen in your own country...
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@ELJAS33 @Judicaelle_ 🤣🤣But here you are Fighting tooth and nail not to go home,go home brother,we don't want you here
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@YoloRadie @Judicaelle_ Which kids?
When all the viruses and STDs has made your men senile and women infertile—theres no kid coming anywhere
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@ELJAS33 @Judicaelle_ But we would be safe ,our kids future will be better without being fed drugs.
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@YoloRadie @Judicaelle_ You'll still be poor and HIV infected even if everyone leaves
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@Judicaelle_ As long as your heart breaks on your w ay home ,we are happy. Now spread the word,tell the world how dangerous and xenophobic south Africa is. So everyone stays away, pls we beg you
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@combovibes @troyplex @Trenches_X @Different0165 VPN even when not turned jumps around too, proxy is best...it just sticks to one place(will look like a resident IP)
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@DanielBene32 @iamSwaga22 Read this in Drax's (Guardian of the Galaxy) voice
😂😂
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@iamSwaga22 I will do u one better show me any body dressed like a rev sister that randomly exploded
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Show me anyone who dressed like a reverend sister to go and write jamb
This Una religion get as e be sha
Beet-Kon | Muslim Revert@beet_kon
NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS MENTALITY Good ✅✅ Bad❎❎
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@EgbonAduugbo @arsenalbabe_ Pandemic year?
How many points was Liverpool ahead of city before the pandemic?
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@arsenalbabe_ The whole liverpool Man City rivalry or Pep vs Klopp was a facade. It was complete Man City ownership. Klopp only ever beat him once to a league title and it was during a pandemic. Arteta has done great for a manager in his first Job against the level of Pep.
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Sorry, no manager was backed at a big club for 7 consecutive years without winning the title once.
The longest was Alex Ferguson in the 90s and he won in the 6th year.
Pep Guardiola — won La Liga with Barcelona in his 1st season (2008-09). Didn’t just win the league. Won the treble.
José Mourinho — won the Primeira Liga with Porto in his 1st season (2002-03). Won the Champions League the following year.
Carlo Ancelotti — won Serie A with AC Milan in his 3rd season (2003-04). Won the Premier League with Chelsea in his 1st season there.
Antonio Conte — won Serie A with Juventus in his 1st season (2011-12). Won the Premier League with Chelsea in his 1st season there too.
Jürgen Klopp — won the Bundesliga with Borussia Dortmund in his 3rd season (2010-11). Won the Premier League with Liverpool in his 5th season.
Diego Simeone — won La Liga with Atlético Madrid in his 3rd season (2013-14), built from scratch on a tight budget.
Arsène Wenger — won the Premier League with Arsenal in his 2nd season (1997-98).
Zinedine Zidane — took over Real Madrid mid-season in 2016 and won the Champions League within 4 months.
The pattern is clear. The elite win early. Some win immediately. None of them hid behind the word “project” for 7 years!
If you know of anyone other than Mikel Arteta, give us the name.
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This statement lacks a lot of nuance. Which other manager? Are you aware of the managers who have passed through the premier league in the past 7 years …who spent waay more and never even smelt the league…or second? Conte, Tuchel, Carlo Ancelloti, Jurgen Klopp won it once
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@real_lord_miles Everything else is cringe, but please not the attire!
That's majestic
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Yeah. It arrived yesterday
Jefferson Chukwumaobim@JeffSwiz
@Wizarab10 So you have owned it now?
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@MasterBolaji @justmytakehub I can swear you don't own a car or a generator or anything that requires using petrol....
Imbecile
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@attah_akor 😆 🤣 😂 who taught your mother to run like that, it must have bin your father, she always needs to run fast away from him
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Being obese and choosing to support an administration that has failed in terms of insecurity is suicidal because if it eventually gets to you, how would you run to save yourself? 🎤
îkà 1 of Àfrîcà.@Smilingsailord
@attah_akor 😆 🤣 dye don enter your brain through that your flathead fish head
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One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month
I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira.
Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling.
So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure.
Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’
My life flashed twice.
I couldn’t believe what I heard.
Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy.
Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day.
GREED sealed his fate
It is well.
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@PepePeter184072 @son_simindon @WolfRMFC He needed to bring in cama,
Fede and Jude was enough to stop Gnabry(he's just a road runner),but with musiala coming in(a very badass dribbler and passer) cama had to come in to neutralize his effect.
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@son_simindon @WolfRMFC Maybe he brought him on because Kompany used Musiala but it didn't work out.
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