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@Eden_8_Bit

Cats, crafts, and other crap

Beigetreten Ekim 2010
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@zaraeleus Happy birthday! Hope you've been spoiled all day!
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Zaraeleus@zaraeleus·
Gifted a hentai game no true pranks didn't have to cook. In a bath with whiskey and coke watching anime. Near perfect birthday Thanks y'all 🥰
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🪞@BALUCIAGA·
“whose pussy is this” thank you for your application. unfortunately, after careful consideration we will not be taking your application any further. due to the number of applications we receive, we are unable to give individual feedback.
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Lmfao
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I know it's Pi Day, but every day is tart day around here! French pastry crust, vanilla crème pât, and fresh berry tart.
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Yesterday my lab tech asked me what I liked to read and my brain shut down so I just looked him straight in the eye and dead ass said "smut."
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Need a time lock on my phone to keep me from reaching out to people that I know I shouldn't...
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carl 🥦
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus·
they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up
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Emily ™@emily_tweets·
Neurodivergent? In my day we called it “a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted.”
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Anas@Anas_tatab·
@Layemie001 Alternative ending.
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LMD (Arc.)@Layemie001·
Wow, I thought I’d hate this idea.
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Me, being the only person working right now
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Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·
Dyslexic Druid: I cast incest plague
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los :P@suolrac_·
women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store
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dior ✞@deeore5·
hey sorry i didn't text you back i've been having a bad day since i was about 12
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liz 🍬@lizaboth·
And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?
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*D*@Eden_8_Bit·
Are you ok? ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶l̶u̶n̶g̶s̶ Yeah, I'm fine.
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*D*@Eden_8_Bit·
People posting in Bad Handwriting reddit and it's just cursive. Brb, defenestrating myself
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