Edison Carter 𓅃

It’s 2026. All the brands you grew up with are owned by one company that contracts the cheapest shit possible & upsells it on pure nostalgia. No story, no people who care, just slop for the masses. Audaciously using “Authentic” in their name. Enjoy your slop goods piggies.

Plenty of money for tax breaks for Amazon, wars, and ballrooms, all funded by stealing from the workers who actually keep the country running.

🦔A researcher invented a fake eye condition called bixonimania, uploaded two obviously fraudulent papers about it to an academic server, and watched major AI systems present it as real medicine within weeks. The fake papers thanked Starfleet Academy, cited funding from the Professor Sideshow Bob Foundation and the University of Fellowship of the Ring, and stated mid-paper that the entire thing was made up. Google's Gemini told users it was caused by blue light. Perplexity cited its prevalence at one in 90,000 people. ChatGPT advised users whether their symptoms matched. The fake research was then cited in a peer-reviewed journal that only retracted it after Nature contacted the publisher. My Take The researcher made the papers as obviously fake as possible on purpose. The AI systems didn't catch it. Neither did the human researchers who cited it in real journals, which means people are feeding AI-generated references into their work without reading what they're actually citing. I've covered the FDA using AI for drug review, the NYC hospital CEO ready to replace radiologists, and ChatGPT Health launching this year. All of that is happening in the same environment where a condition funded by a Simpsons character and endorsed by the crew of the Enterprise was being presented as emerging medical consensus. The people making these deployment decisions seem to believe the pipeline from research to AI to patient is more supervised than it actually is. This experiment suggests it isn't supervised much at all. Hedgie🤗 nature.com/articles/d4158…

To equate the Mediterranean "siesta" with the British "lie down" is pure ideology! sniff The siesta operates entirely within the Pleasure Principle. It is organic recuperation. It sniff it says, "I rest so I can enjoy life." But the "lie down": my God!, it is the absolute manifestation of the Death Drive in late capitalism! You do not sleep. No! Capitalist ideology has so colonized your unconscious that your very exhaustion is commodified!

Not ONE Democrat has promised yall they would fix anything that has happened. That they would restore ANY of what has been destroyed by the Republicans.

@NACHOS2D_ This is the worst shit from a butt I’ve seen yet. Pathetic garbage.

AI just made an Ip Man vs. Schwarzenegger in a few minutes. This looks so real. This would be impossible to happen without AI.

MAGA is dead. It’s important that all three-time voters understand how much we told you so. You’re not forgiven. You are stupid. And America is worse because of you. I will spend the rest of my life reminding you of that fact.

Stop him. This is insane. We can’t get it back once it’s gone.

Ugandan Knuckles civil war

The day Kurt Cobain died, my dad picked me up from school and said "Looks like your best friend killed himself." I had no idea what he was talking about and thought he meant my friend Craig.

almost forgot to wish everybody a happy Confederate Surrender Day

We cannot allow this. To stop the destruction of the Forest Service and sell off of federal lands, every union must be ready to strike to shut down the government, along with every conservation group, relevant commercial interests and the Democratic Party. This literally calls for all hands on deck across the country. It is the hill we die on.

How about an Israeli Saving Private Ryan where he’s dead but they have to go retrieve his cum

HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!?!?!? THEY PRINTED 5 BILLION OF THEIR OWN TOKENS THEN WITHDREW IT AS USDC!?!?!?!??!

So they are aware they’re wrong

NEW: U.S. soldiers who survived Iran's deadliest attack on American troops during the five-week war dispute the Pentagon's account of the incident. The truth, they say, is that they were left unprotected on a base that was a known target. w/@JonahPKaplan

The entire premise of the book is a social commentary.

So will April 8 receive as much non-stop global outcry as October 7? Will it become a litmus test on every mainstream network, where guests are asked, "do you condemn the April 8 massacre?" Will US politicians hold up pictures of dead Lebanese babies and scream for revenge?

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

People who say that unions are too extreme don’t realise that the union was the peaceful compromise.