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Mint is live:
jpegs.fun/collections/5R…
Dev holds 3.33% of supply, and we're going to sleep right now so we won't be able to sell it.
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Efficient Government Employees
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Efficient Government Employees
@EfficientGovSOL
People working for major reform. Deployed by @jeffopenpacks Art by @ucallmekidd_
Solana Beigetreten Şubat 2024
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Why would anyone want to hold an NFT?
Hang on, an efficient employee will be with you in a minute to find out.
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Mint going so slow we can't even afford the internet needed to tweet daily
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Seriously, who coined all these terms and even managed to create entire workshops?
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE
Today, the Department of Education terminated three DEI training grants totaling $15M. One of the institutions had previously hosted faculty workshops entitled “Decolonizing the Curriculum”.
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Employees handbook currently being prepared, stay tuned.
Meanwhile, get to work
GIF
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Someone told me it's bullish when Dev goes to sleep.
Hence this scheduled post, I've no idea how many % is minted yet, but I'll check when I'm up.
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There's nothing more efficient than recruiting tons of new employees via @jpegsdotfun
We're the last collection to launch there as it'll be the last one you need to mint.
Once minted, you'll be an official Efficient Govt Employee.
Stay tuned for the Employee's handbook.
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Our mint plan on @jpegsdotfun is plain and simple.
- Dev supply will not be sold.
- We build stuff after bonding.
Stay efficient, reduce blockchain waste!
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We have also brought significant savings to our department by recycling ketchup in our pantries.
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE
DOGE is saving the Federal Government approx. $1 billion/day, mostly from stopping the hiring of people into unnecessary positions, deletion of DEI and stopping improper payments to foreign organizations, all consistent with the President’s Executive Orders. A good start, though this number needs to increase to > $3 billion/day.
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Efficient Government Employees retweetet
@jpegsdotfun @Hoopers_jpegs @chaosbbymaker @Histoxel @PNUT_JPEG @hauntedhoodlums @GloryForRome @smurftown_sol @GorillaxFun @BuuPixels @msbtekk @jpegsmeow @DumbDragonSOL @GiggleGobzNFT @KRAKnft @favelio_solana @picklesdotfun @pusscat_sol @canvasofmemes @art_reborn_ @baseddevsfun @Harambe_NFT_Sol @solmoods @slopabbit @danadana_agent @TheCleons @RaRektNFT @CrazyPaca @molidotjpegs @Dolltardio @WabiSabiOrigins @cesarsuarezpab @_dePixelation Save the best for the last, right?
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@Hoopers_jpegs @chaosbbymaker @Histoxel @PNUT_JPEG @hauntedhoodlums @GloryForRome @smurftown_sol @GorillaxFun @BuuPixels @msbtekk @jpegsmeow @DumbDragonSOL @GiggleGobzNFT @KRAKnft @favelio_solana @picklesdotfun @pusscat_sol @canvasofmemes @art_reborn_ @baseddevsfun @Harambe_NFT_Sol @solmoods @slopabbit @danadana_agent @TheCleons @RaRektNFT @CrazyPaca @molidotjpegs @Dolltardio @WabiSabiOrigins Round 11 (2/6/2025 16:00 UTC)
@cesarsuarezpab
@EfficientGovSOL
@_dePixelation
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Imagine how much labour it goes into making each penny, that's why our department is 6000 strong!
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE
The penny costs over 3 cents to make and cost US taxpayers over $179 million in FY2023. The Mint produced over 4.5 billion pennies in FY2023, around 40% of the 11.4 billion coins for circulation produced. Penny (or 3 cents!) for your thoughts. Sources: jmbullion.com/investing-guid… coinnews.net/2024/01/19/u-s…
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Nobody knows efficiency like this guy does
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Daily life of an efficient government employee:
8am: Clock in
Wait for mint
12pm: Lunch
Wait for mint
6pm: Clock out
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One of our employees heard that @solana is the most efficient blockchain so he got his skin painted.
Anything for efficiency, right?
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In order to ensure we exceed 300 million hours in paperwork, this brilliant employee suggested that we switch all staplers to paper clips.
Department of Government Efficiency@DOGE
The current administration has imposed $1.7 trillion in regulatory costs on the economy. Per household costs are projected to be $47,000 over the lives of the regulations and will result in over 300 million paperwork hours spent on compliance. Source: oversight.house.gov/wp-content/upl…
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A quick hack to efficiency:
If you leave it, someone else will do it.
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It's all about efficiency, efficiency, efficiency.
Our devs are required to complete one task every 10 minutes.
So far, we're only 3245 tasks behind schedule.
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Being a department filled with efficient employees, the first thing we'll do post mint is to ask for $SOL.
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