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Andrew Egger
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Andrew Egger
@EggerDC
White House / Morning Shots newsletter @BulwarkOnline. Previously @thedispatch, @weeklystandard. Christian, husband, dad. tips/recipes: [email protected]
Washington, DC Beigetreten Mart 2014
2.9K Folgt23.5K Follower
That still sounds like a lot. How about 140?
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
If only there was a platform oriented around brief, punchy pieces of text. No more than, say, 280 characters each.
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Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read
U.S. Department of Education@usedgov
Literacy starts at home.
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Andrew Egger retweetet
Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale apparently still believes the Minab elementary school was hit by a "failed Iranian missile," a belief that is not supported by *any accounts*
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It wasn't a caricature, you morons. That was actually what he's like.
Edward Feser@FeserEdward
From @SohrabAhmari: “Trump…has now fully given way to his liberal caricature: venal, erratic, childish, a chaos agent…The scale of [his] failures...return[s us] to the character problem that first gave rise to the Never Trump movement” unherd.com/2026/03/trump-… via @UnHerd
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Curious George is an APE not a MONKEY. This drives me nuts.
Andrew Egger@EggerDC
Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read
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@ZombiRubberDuck I have literally never heard of whatever you're talking about but I support the right of all work truck owners to flick their boogers wherever they please ✊
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@EggerDC Yall got a guy fired for flicking a booger off his finger in his work truck. Sit down now.
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Nothing really going on in the news so it makes sense the Daily Wire is focused on stamping out dissident brunch spots in Little Rock.
Brent Scher@BrentScher
UPDATE: After our story posted, employees at The Croissanterie posted this defiant picture. And now it all makes sense. “I’m proud af to be gay”
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@EggerDC Discriminatory practice. Imagine people like you would whine if they had done this to a Democrat.
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@lubdha I think that it's tacky behavior on the part of any restaurant, that the most gracious way for any politician to respond is just to leave w/o fuss, and that trying to whip up a social-media mob against the business is an extremely silly way for a publication to spend its time
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@EggerDC Saying as someone whose personal views on marriage equality align with those of the Croissanterie employees - would one be having the same reaction to, say, Gov Kotek being asked to leave in the middle of a meal from an Oregon restaurant whose employees held conservative views?
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@EggerDC Uhm, that's curious George if you don't know. He does unusual things for a monkey.
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Thomas Massie's new ad opens with a photo of him and Trump (happier days!) and hits Trump-endorsed opponent Ed Gallrein for being a "Trump traitor" — recognition that Massie can't rely on his unique brand alone and has to muddy the waters on his feud with Trump.
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@ArthurDelaneyHP perhaps "monkey" is simply a way of describing his whimsical character and if so this is also what I am doing
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@EggerDC these books have misinformed generations of children about the animal kingdom
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This story is especially funny given that it is MAGA doctrine from JD Vance on down that the vilest, most open racism and bigotry from actual GOP party/movement officials is just "kid stuff" until they turn 35 or 40
Ryan Grim@ryangrim
The Free Beacon is now going after Mamdani’s wife for posts when she was 15. This is what happens when you feed this beast.
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@ArthurDelaneyHP Yes, but also canonically a "good little monkey"!
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Trump comparing the Iran war to Pearl Harbor is even crazier when you consider that his theory was that Iran would rise up and rebel against the regime
What happened to the deeply divided US society dead set against war after the surprise attack? Rally around the flag...
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As with pretty much everything else (law enforcement, immigration raids, wars) the MAGA ecosystem treats international diplomacy as just one more opportunity to generate Epic Based Content for the chuds
Eric Trump@EricTrump
🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"
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