El Rickø

@musakuru45 bahati kwa watu wa Delivery. "nikuje apo mahali kulichomeka?...eeh niko apo opposite petrol station ilichomeka"

A sad evening for Fourways business fraternity. To anyone who encountered a loss, poleni sana.

3yrs ago....at midnight I was speeding down Thika rd headed to shagz to go see my mum who was unwell.I got to the hospital at 12:30am and found her in a bad state. 1 hr later she rested as my sister and I stood helplessly by her. Continue resting in peace mum.

@MainaKaibere she rested so you can live to speed another day. it would have gone the other way if you were going to see a kid or someone pregnant.

@Murithire weka blue check utuulize izi maswali

I think i’m buying a new phone soon, nateseka. What kind of pictures are these!

@DantizerCFC respect endea apo paipu

Respect Kambas please. Last warning. What is kaundi?

Wasiwai funga githurai mkt aki😭😭

@Gitz__ harufu ni familiar?

Unajua nacheka kwa nini ?

@Nyaga_9 @Gg_Munyua hapo ndio nafaa nikushow, enda ground uone. as of Feb, the lifts weren't working. plus their numbering system. piga lap unishow kuko aje above 3rd floor.

@El_Rick0 @Gg_Munyua It's more than what wee see and think about it. Found this

Wakenya mlishindwa kujaza mabiashara huku, so many empty shops

@NjeriMuchina2 leo pekee au daily

Na kama uko na mzigo Coast unataka ifike Nairobi or its environs please let me know. Bei ya mwananchi. Niko na transport. Niko hapa Changamwe Police Station. DM.

@BalogunSonia4 30 was according to the MSM Exactly how much was it?

If you could ask Judas one question at the Last Supper, what would it be?

@kipropnetizen uko nje wanasema inafaa ikue taita

Wdym kuna wasichana wanapanulia boyfriends wao shimo ya mefi ?like the wet crack haitoshi aje uyo ninja wako gay. So doleful

@frank_thegrim usiwahi au usiwai?

Broke to broke :: Usiwahi nduthi imesimama hapo kwa stage . Wanakuanga expensive sana

@kijana_misa na sasa ukiskia wale polisi wa jela hulala jela ndani na mahabusu

Kitambo I used to think hizi nyumba za mabati huko police station ndo wanawekanga mahabusu. Then someone confirmed to me ndo nyumba zao za kulala. Sasa difference ya polisi na msee analala hizo aluminium apartments za 1200 ni gani?

Tonix Speed Limiter: Inakuletea real-time parcel tracking. Wateja wanaona parcel yao live, wanapata SMS na email alerts… hakuna kuulizwa 'iko wapi?' kila saa!

Our new speed limiter design. 💯 Certified. 💯 Kenyan designed.

@KenMuokatene @KenyanSays where? what do you mean by where? the receipts or collection point or conversation?

@El_Rick0 @KenyanSays Where? 😂😂

Tanzanian musician Diamond Platnumz says he was conned out of his money after paying for a helicopter that was not delivered to him.

@Gg_Munyua @Nyaga_9 yeah good luck with lifts in such a place/mall. it's quick to shop 3rd floor without lifts than 6/9th floor with lifts. case study? Dynamic mall. Platinum mall. HH mall.

@El_Rick0 @Nyaga_9 But it has lifts.

@Just_Makkie Cessna from TZ to Narok

On Narok International Airport: Which international flights will be able to land on a 1500m runway 😂😂. Tuwache jokes.

@Is_javan chakula ya kuku ii,

@El_Rick0 KomeshaUraibu

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