Eldritch-Chan

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Whenever I open Twitter I'll come across entertainment news headlines saying stuff like "famous twitch streamer chimzchimzchimney has been found dead in a bathtub filled with the tears of orphans", and I'll be like "who?"

@ChibiReviews remember when kotaku threw a shitfit over this?

Shift-Up Developer and CEO that is working on Stellar Blade Blood Rain has responded in an Interview on Evie's character design. Saying despite the controversy "They will make her even more appealing than Eve was in outfits". Journalists are mad about it. youtu.be/R0cC5IgNrJ4

@ShitpostRock2 Having Blizzard as lust is the icing on the cake

@jonathan_w54573 @context1954 You mean the signature the size of a grain of rice?

@Eldritch_Chan @context1954 damn bro you really thought u ate with this

She looks exactly like that stylized fan model

@context1954 Oh my apologies, let me bust out my magnifying lense so I can read the signature.

@Eldritch_Chan Didn't know this would pop, and their signature is right there

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time "remake" in my art style!

@marveloususa How did you guys manage to convince vanillaware to finally allow a PC port?

Stunning 4K Visuals? ✅ Fresh Localization in Multiple Languages? ✅ Brand-new English Voice Over? ✅ Available on PC? ✅ Wishlist #Muramasa: #RevenantBlades today, and prepare to experience six unbelievable tales like you've never seen them before! bit.ly/Muramasa_PC

@GriFFoss @NintendoAmerica @grok whats the difference between a HD remaster of a video game and a remake of a video game?

@Eldritch_Chan @NintendoAmerica Crash n'sane trilogy didn't need any "HD" bc it was a compilation and bc they were very clearly remakes. A remake is by definition a game you make again from the ground up. Period. If they want to add content is up to the developers, but it's not a requirement.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

@ShitpostRock2 Me wanting Silent Hill 1 on the PC so I don't have to go in the attic and find my old Playstation.

My favourite vanillaware game is coming to steam!!!

@PjVita92 @NintendoAmerica hope you're right, OoT is my favourite game of all time.

@Eldritch_Chan @NintendoAmerica Don't worry, it's gonna be more than even a remake!

@GriFFoss @NintendoAmerica not always the case, just look at the crash bandicoot n'sane trilogy and changing the appearance doesn't equate a remake. A true remake (eg Resident Evil 1 remake) adds new areas, enemies and moves things around.

@Eldritch_Chan @NintendoAmerica If that were the case it would have "HD" in the title. Besides, have you seen that Link? Yeah bro, this is a whole ass remake

@ndsnas When you find out that He-man was just a bunch of Conan figures with a new lick of paint of them it all makes sense.

The funniest thing about Masters of the Universe is that we are supposed to assume that this place, Castle Grayskull, is the good guy’s place.

@KaiserBeamz this will feel like an eternity for zoomers with their dopamine fried brains.

However the Ocarina of Time remake turns out, they must keep this scene as is.

Himmel and Frieren

@GiveMeBanHammer I'm autistic as fuck but even I knew you were being sarcastic.

I guess the sarcasm too stronk and some people took it seriously...

Oh no...its a LITERAL CHILD!!!

Goldship really will do ANYTHING but train

@Dexerto Nuggies for little kids with fried dopamine receptors

A chicken company is teaming up with the original 6 7 kid to launch "6 7" shaped nuggets that cost $6.70 Soules Kitchen will launch the nuggets on June 7