Matt Lambert

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Attention @TomFletcher! This is "Goose" Gossage. My daughter, Jasmine, is ecstatic to learn that something really does rhyme with sausage 🤭 #spaceband

@bearz_COYS Yep

@EmJayLambert Same handle?

Any decent #COYS folk gone over to the threads side in the last week or so? Need a bit more Spurs love/hate on my timeline over there.

1. You can still twist the cap off if you want to. 2. It's actually more convenient so you don't lose the lid as well as being (supposedly) better for the environment. 3. If you're not completely inept they're really easy to drink round.

@starrchildx Butt hair suggests otherwise.

our bodies are too intelligently designed to not believe in a divine creator

@MrsSpalding My children are in til Wednesday...! They're knackered!

Anyone else still going? We finish on Tuesday. TUESDAY. 😵‍💫

@Sheena2907 We really enjoy Love Letters - a card game with only 21 cards.

Board game peeps, we need some recommendations that don't take up much space. I'm thinking travel Azul and we have some card games that are small. Anything else we could take away with us to play?

@Sheena2907 Definitive answer

Who would win in a fight? 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

@EmmaSzewczak I mean, it's probably in her constituents' interests not to be a bigot but that didn't stop her.

How are MPs even allowed to do this? It's in your constituents interests to see what you're posting!

We’ve had a closer look at the numbers from the newly-marginal constituency of Tatton. The full story is even more positive for Labour in the long term. Quick 🧵. 🗳️ Ryan received the highest number of votes (18,820) of any second-placed Labour candidate in the country. (1/5)

@bushontheradio Quiz in my pants.

Please reply to this with the most awful / offensive pub quiz team name you can think of.

@gothgirl_prelaw Who knew...

this genuinely might be the greatest game ever made

@KieranMaguire No way would we beat Burnley on penalties

Based on FIFA rankings and converting into domestic positions England’s results over 90 minutes would have been Spurs 1 Preston 0 Spurs 1 Leicester 1 Spurs 0 Exeter 0 Spurs 1 Portsmouth 1 Spurs 1 Burnley 1 Spurs 2 Newcastle 1 Spurs 1 Man Utd 2

@GeirJordet Love this. Would be interesting to see how it would have continued beyond the first 5 if it had gone to sudden death. Would the first 5 takers support their supporters? What about if it had got to Pickford taking one?

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology. Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team. What did England do and why did they do it? 1/7

@slimboyslim Not yet, although plenty of former students are now having babies. Don't think any have got teenagers yet.

@EmJayLambert Have you completed the cycle yet by teaching a child of one of your former pupils?

I have successfully completed (well, okay, completed) 20 years of teaching. Feel like I should at least get a badge or something.

@TheBluetones Since when was Chris Packham a member of the band?

Come on, football.

@IndiaWilloughby Just look back at the Leave Vote up there. Explains a lot.

Grim seeing so many votes going to Reform. Why is the world swinging to the Right? 🤷‍♀️ Bad news for all minorities #C4BritainDecides 🏳️‍⚧️

@matthewchampion Actually felt a bit sorry for him at this stage.

brutal moment as BBC reveals to Tory minister Steve Baker live on air that he has a less than 1% chance of winning his seat