Emil

I am so sad. HH

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath on full all day today I’m afraid lads

If the ice cream van drives past work without stopping again I’ll get up on the roof and start throwing slates off and shit me

Just went to get a meal deal and Tesco have changed the name of cheese ploughman’s to cheese ploughthems feel sick just want are country back 😡

rondelle 3:16

Rise of the Foot Soldier Christmas special

Happy sproggy bashing day to all who celebrate

Just opened a pistachio only to find there was no nut inside probably because of the woke police

Crowbar are better than The Beatles

Piss olympics

One of the all time Twitter greats 🫡

We really got Antpile 2 before GTA 6

Pizza was invented in 2006 by Simon Pizza

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Going to the pub to drown me sorrows after not getting an Oasis ticket

This the type of shit I been on lately

Proper love it when mimi’s absolutely fucking mayo bomb my kebab

Unpopular opinion but chalk butties are so nice