Nick Webb

And Wikipedia says the term was coined by an astrologer. Figures.

Unpopular opinion: Pseudo-Astronomical terms like “super moon” and the hype over them do more damage to public interest in science than they augment it. A kid hears it, gets excited, goes outside, and... oh. Can’t tell the difference from last month’s full moon. Big let down.

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

"Alexa, show me the best way to die." Alexa:

@NathanFillion I’ll make you the scrappy main character in one of my space sci-fi books, with a cool spaceship, lovable side characters, and occasional horses

Today I’ll be taking applications to be my Valentine. What makes you a candidate?

@RobertJCrane He bent his Wookiee

Roses are red But not a solution To mind-numbing boredom So read Constitution amazon.com/Constitution-B…

@RobertJCrane Where.... where does it grip you?

Roses are ... oh please don’t get up, This poem thing’s almost done I’m so sorry I’ve done this, Just read book six: it’s fun! amazon.com/Liberty-Book-6…

Roses are red This is not rocket science Don’t stop at book four You must read Defiance amazon.com/Defiance-Book-…

what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

8 yr old son: “the lemons are getting naked in the abyss!” I think I walked in on that conversation a little too late

With son watching Blue Planet, where thousands of mother sea turtles are struggling inch by inch up the beach to lay eggs. Realization dawns on son’s face: “wait, are boys just for fun?!?”