Eng Geoffrey Kimani

@hon_wamuchomba Maoni ya mtoto wako si mdiscuss mkiwa nyumbani. Don't involve us in your family opinions.

Eeish Mr Masikio party amekasirisha Genzeee. Hapa ameangusha bei kabisa ! Toto amesema imtoke 🙈

@mathtech789 1/2 x 5m x 6m = 15m².

Calculate the area of shaded region ?

@WelBeast The match is being played in the past, unfortunately.

I’m from the future.

@WantamIsBonkers @WashiraX 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WashiraX Option 3: if you have no any assets they can freeze, ignore the message and continue with life - it's already hard enough either way to stress over things caused by outdated systems.

Kwamboka, Thou shall do this. • Immediately cancel the 20 mean looking eTIMS invoices by issuing 20 credit notes. But note: - The credit notes will not reduce your 2025 income - They will reduce your 2026 income After that, you have 2 pills to choose. 1. Pay KRAA now - Pay the 88K tax on the 600K declared in 2025 - The credit notes will reduce your 2026 taxes automatically • You pay more tax now, less later. 2. Adjust filing income now - Get a CPA to revise your 2025 income downward using the credit notes - Then increase your 2026 income by the same amount • You pay the correct tax in both years. Which pill do you choose?

@Engvince @WashiraX You clearly haven't read what kwamboka said. Or if you have, you didn't understand.

@WashiraX You are misleading people bro. If someone issued a legitimate etims invoice for a legitimate transaction why should they issue credit note? Let everyone take civil responsibility of paying taxes

@anjola_precious @Rizwanabbasi022 Well, now that's how trillionaires think.

@Rizwanabbasi022 One dude said he used AI and not calculator. Whether you like it or not that's how billionaires think. Well the answer is 120%, and no I did not solve it, I checked someone else's answer

You can't use the calculator.

@TheShyestRon @Rizwanabbasi022 You are right, but I now understand how it took the israelites 40 years to get to the promised land. You are a direct descendant of their leaders back then. Why do all that yet 60 x 80%= 48? 48/40 x 100% = 120%

@Rizwanabbasi022 Show your work. 60/10 is 6. 10% of 60 is 6. 6x2 is 12. 20% of 60 is 12. 60-12 is 48. 80% of 60 is 48. What pecentage of 48 is 40? 40/10 is 4. 10% of 40 is 4. 4x2 is 8. 20% of 40 is 8. 40+8 is 48. 120% of 40 is 48.

@theguyfromcongo @Rizwanabbasi022 🤣🤣🤣

@Rizwanabbasi022 Answer: 80 percent of 60 is 120 percent of 40. ✅ I used AI, not a calculator ❌

@DavidMwang36908 @MrKimmKE 🤣🤣🤣

@EngKimani_ @MrKimmKE The one that we think is true is more engaging 😆

Njugush should conduct DNA to the kids esp the firstborn he looks more like kabogo.

@tonykaromo The line between bravery, stupidity & idiocy is very thin that most confuse the trio. The girl is comfortable with the Tout shouting TAO TAO TAO but conscious once the preacher talks. Kwa matatu,punguza rights,tulia ufike stage Yako ushuke. In your personal car do as you wish.

A GenZ lady confronts a matatu preacher for disturbing peace and claiming 'autonomy of free speech' as a Christian.

@mathtech789 28m²

Calculate the area of shaded region?

@ignyharaz2 Habari na Diana ni a matter of when. Not if.

No manual man. Nameless and Wahu have been together since 2005. Mwalimu Churchill and his hidden wife still cooking. Size 8 & DJ Mo are still enjoying Bahati & Diana Marua are still in love Bien-Aimé Baraza & Chiki Kuruka are there. Ruto and his Mama country are here after 40+ yrs. Mama and papah married in 70s na bado wako on Lulu and Rashid bado wanatupea news na kutupasha. Kabi and Milly wa Jesus Terence and his Chebby Raila and Ida Abel and Nyawira The list is endless man. Sometimes you may do all they did to succeed but still fail. Ukitaka oa mkamba, oa mlevi, ukitaka mpee pesa, ukitaka parara na yeye.. Wakudumu atadumu na wakulamwa ata mulamwa.

@_MtuTano Ok. Betty Kyalo.

After Njugush's scandal. We go back to the big question of the year. Bibi mkamba ama Bibi mlevi??

@NytoP2PMwangi He should have never done this. He's just confirmed he only has a serious face and good at pushing people away. Punching like a lady was the last thing I expected from him.

Maurice Ogeta, Raila Odinga’s bodyguard showcasing his boxing skills 👌👌

@MikeSonko Ati ulikuwa karibu kuangukia ama hata ushaangukia? She fine and pretty. Wewe uko na pesa na uwezo. Mtoe kwa streets. The streets are dirty for her.

Just woken up kuenda kukojoa usingizi ikaruka. Haka kadame karibu niangukie pale JKIA leo.

@TheNairobiTimez My broke days taught me one thing; Don't date a beautiful woman. Utakufa depression. Pesa itakugongea.

Former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is once again trending online after sharing a video of himself interacting with a waitress at JKIA. In the now-viral clip, Sonko is seen casually seated while taking tea at one of the airport hotels when he strikes up a conversation with the young lady who works there. The exchange quickly takes a personal turn as Sonko asks the waitress whether she is in a relationship, to which she responds that she is not. The former governor then goes a step further, asking for her phone number and inquiring whether she owns a passport, remarks that have since fueled mixed reactions across social media. Watch Video 📽️👇

@baroswahjr So many gaps in this narrative. Chokoraa has a case to answer here. I'm 100% convinced. Who blocks a car on a highway? Thika road? Was it his responsibility? Why didn't he call police to the scene? But bundled the boy in his boot? They are 4,there was seat for a 5th passenger

Dennis Njuguna, aka Cokora wa Nairobi, has landed in some deep shiet! On Monday this week, while driving along Thika Road with his crew, he spotted a car being driven recklessly. Fearing it could cause an accident, he blocked it. The driver turned out to be a 20-year-old with no license. A commotion broke out, and as a crowd began to gather, Cokora feared the young man might face mob justice. He stepped in, placed him in the boot of his car for safety, and drove him to Juja Police Station. He recorded an OB, but just as they were about to leave, things took a sudden turn ,they were detained and accused of abduction. Meanwhile, the same driver they had taken to the station was released immediately. Yesterday, the matter was settled after they paid the boy’s family KSh 25,000. But unexpectedly, a new charge of robbery with violence emerged, and he was detained again. This morning, he is at Thika Law Courts, still unaware of who the complainant is.

@TRobinsonNewEra The problem might be your beaches, not my kinsmen. This is my backyard beach, Kilifi-Kenya. Those blacks left behind such beautiful beaches. Blame those mud looking beaches & not the people.

Ostend beach in Belgium. A literal visual representation of how importing the third world creates the third world. The same across Western Europe. Importing people with no respect or decency, will treat everything you hold dear, as nothing. They've got to go back.

@georgediano Another Betty Kyalo. From the streets she came and to the streets she has returned. Atakuwa analewa na kuvuta bangi ndio asmile. She'll be faking happiness smiling sheepishly with mouth wide open, but slowly dying from the inside. Usherati/umalaya is a forever guilt mine.

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀