an english human

There is a woman still in love with him who, instead of being supportive of those he wronged, is trashing the women, and putting the offender on a pedestal because that “wasn’t her experience.” The women should have done something about it, but he absolutely was in the right.

Advice I wish more people could hear...

It never hurts to “paws” and reflect on the day and what you hope tomorrow brings. Or where you put that half-eaten salmon you were saving for dinner.

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Monday, and you’re dialing into a video call.

Sploot like nobody’s watching.

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵 1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

when i say i'm omw, this is what i mean

“Are you busy?” Me: No, why? *incoming video call*

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

squash farmer, italy, 14th century

Wife: can you get Sarah a present today, she's expecting a baby Me: sure [Later] Me *handing Sarah a newborn* you have a weird taste in gifts

butt lover, italy, ca. 1402

we have a long march ahead of us, does anyone need to pee first?

stare at own ass, france, ca. 1330

this 13th century depiction of the great flood

comet (with a sword), germany, ca. 1552

let him cook!!!

my amazon package came

me at parties

the best prize

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